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Ned Pyle ONLY is added to The List for insisting Syvie be fed

And then there were 11

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Sorry, mushers gonna mush

Please tell her how much the #UglyDogs are enjoying her commentary 😂
I hope you'll both be there for 2027!

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On behalf of @mac-b5.stickimporters.com I humbly present this opinion:
Duvet
Just do it
When you want to sleep through it
Duvet
Just do it
When you want to slum(ber)

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I'm ready

Bobcat and Furby having a therapy session

🥲💕
@shannonminter5.bsky.social

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Happy birthday Jack! 😍💕

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😂😂

Christmas wrapping paper?

trash can
(with a papier-mache drunk leprechaun in it)

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A two for one deal?
Those savvy French

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Happy birthday Dex!🥳💕

Scrat the cat looks at the camera. Her left ear is folded over in what is considered the height of pet fashion

All the cool kids are doing it - and they look fabulous💕

I'm so sorry
I wish we had the technology to 3D print you new ear bones

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Happy Dress Day to all who celebrate!

Ox-Gard Anointing Oil

My father must have been an enginseer.
Behold the soothing anointing oil of his guild

Scrat the cat has her paw resting on her mum's sleeve because Mum has stopped petting her for a nanosecond

Same

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Ned speaks from personal experience

Happy birthday Cricket! 💕

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Happy birthday Luna! 💕

😍😍COOKIE😍😍

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Kell is just a wee pup with a perfect noggin 🥰
BTW Ned, what size is your head?

Scrat the cat sleeps on her back with her head hanging down. The position relies on the one claw she has hooked into my t-shirt

Scrat showing you her favorite position for relaxing
She says: Hang in there 😹

My current cat also sleeps on my head 😹

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I know you're a little sour for being pushed down to bronze because Melissa claimed the gold, but making the top 10 is still an accomplishment

a border collie pup named Bella lies on top of a wine colored leather couch, with her head on her mum's shoulder and her paw hugging her mum's head. Her brother, an orange kitty named Nought Boy, lies in front of Mum, who is lying on her side with one hand propping up her head. It had been a long, trying day and everyone needed a group nap.

Sometimes a group nap helps💕

JEEMS has been added to the list for making Melissa RELAX

Sorry I'm late!
Congratulations @jamesfrye.bsky.social you're number 10!

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🥹❤️😢

Melissa's List, entitled JEEMS is Evil List

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