I’m headed down south on a little road trip! Get in touch if you’d like to make memories💋💋💋
Philly: 3/2
DC: 3/4-6
Asheville: 3/9-10
Nashville: 3/10-11
Memphis: 3/11-12
Austin: 3/18-23
I just went on a bookstore date
A
BOOKSTORE
DATE
Dear reader, I … 😈
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Not yet I didn’t!
Because two of the best parts of train travel are embarking and disembarking
And one of the not always as great parts is the beds
www.canyonspirit.com
If I had more time, energy and agita I could get most of these people to give me enough numbers to find out their blood type
But if my aunt had wheels she’d be a tram
All of my clients require discretion
All of them
I am not part of a super secret club where high profile individuals wear sashes around their necks saying “I met this fox on the internet”
“You don’t understand, I can’t screen because I’m IMPORTANT” just makes you sound like a rube
In honor of historic win and awesomeness: I found this useful as someone whose Spanish needs a lil work
Also this song makes me cry
www.reddit.com/r/Spanish/s/...
I love this author and loved this interview
therumpus.net/2026/01/26/t...?
Every year around this time I start getting intense emails from the seed and garden people. Every day, “Did you buy your seeds yet?? Have you thought about your plants? Are you considering??” And tbh I love it. I SHOULD be thinking about lil baby plants, you’re right! Thanks!
When you are very beautiful and fine with keeping your dead cousin in the closet, but not OK with being lobotomized, actually 
Just back in NYC from another beautiful jaunt in a warm place, feeling like a very lucky girl, hoping you’ll kiss my tanlines 💋
Do you long for my touch like I do yours?
Can you crawl back in w me, just for a second
I got stuck in paradise
I crop
You crop
We crop
Oh heck yeah
A wife in a house that’s 😈
Interesting take on near future china, polyandry as a solution for the gender imbalance not accompanied by what we would call feminism, don’t think I’ve ever read anything with that schism before 
Back in NYC, missing the sun
Way tanner than this actually 😉💋
Flowers and the golden hour remind me of you
So grateful for this wonderful night, G! I always have a wonderful time with you, but this was special 💋
Misspelled du,
Duh
If you’re doing last-minute holiday shopping and you want to help me wrap a _very_ special present? Fleur de mal gift cards always fit😘💓
fleurdumal.com/collections/...
“searching for a dare-to-be-great situation, both in and out of the bedroom”
Thank you! I love them so much and they were from the website that shall not be named 😬
Yesterday, I finally watched a movie I worked on two years ago, and I am pleased to report that the misogynist joke I flagged in the script dropped like a lead balloon! Things might be terrible but this is not a 1984 teen comedy, we have that at least
There’s nothing better than when the timing is just right
The Candy House
Luster by Raven Leilani
