kobolds only have ONE joke and it's the one where they try to crawl through a window or air duct or other narrow opening and get stuck with their fat ass sticking out ππ
there is no better feeling than whipping and bleeding the life out of the doll until she's crying and begging for mercy, and then later laying my head in her lap and feeling her little doll fingers brush my hair while she puts "guardsman rates jobs in warhammer 40k" on the big tv screen
no idea who this lil cunt even is but she is chuffin back a fat dart and thats all that matters
we donβt talk enough about horny stalker girls who are too pathetic and gross and embarrassing to really be scary tbh
Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen β’ 2d Who'd win in a fight :
A pair of leather shoes with a golden floral pattern.
A cute pose showing off a pair of leather shoes with a golden floral pattern.
look at my mega cute new shoes!!!!
even the vampire lord wears florals.......
Terrifying and erotic, as always, ehe! The imagery and internality is unmatched, and the fantasy is absolutely chilling, hehehe... Birdsong.
eighth entry in the "write something once a week challenge": a slightly surreal gothic horror story about craftsmanship and starlings.
read this if you like birds and horror. do not read this if you have claustrophobia.
archiveofourown.org/works/80975951
death penalty to everyone who doesn't immediately move down as far as they can on public transport and clogs up the entrance. tbqh.
say what you will about Steven Universe but it had a banger soundtrack. remember this one?
on the one hand, it is kinda sad that the people depicted in kinky porn and erotica are overwhelmingly white. on the other hand, i'm not sure i want to see white authors writin all that. on the third hand, when i do it myself i'm a Problematic Non-Model Minority. and my fourth hand is busy jerkin it
Dioptre Hertz: subjunctive mood shortenings doesn't really live on in modern english except in a few crystallized phrases but it does in the soulframe universe so in real life we have phrases like "damn you" and "bless you" where the verb is in the subjunctive mood, right. meaning something like "may this happen to you". as in, "damn you" means "may you be damned" or "may god damn you" in soulframe they use it for other things too. the archer enemies will sometimes say "pierce you" while aiming their bows. as in, presumably, "may you be pierced" or "may this arrow pierce you" laika: very good kiss you Dioptre Hertz: hehehe be thy viewers and subscribers many
some trivia about the use of Ye Olde Fake English in soulframe and a particular linguistic quirk i think is fun:
i love it when restaurants tell me to do some shit like "explore the dumpling world". like yessss let me have an open-ended sandbox adventure with ι₯Ίε
laika: hey guess what sort of animal i am! (picks up a salad leaf and tries to eat it like a rabbit but it falls out of her mouth and onto the table and leaves hollandaise sauce everywhere)
me: i dont know honey
you bargained for *permission* to cum, not for a guarantee that it would actually happen. maybe consider your words more carefully in your next deal with a demon. π€β€οΈ
Well. The petty favour was being able to cum once. And then I didn't even get to do that. Pouts.
erectile dysfunction spamton be like "now it's time to be a quickshot"
the mosquito vampire lord is ready to fuck dolls
poison build silent and doom build necrobinder spitroasting an enemy's healthbar send tweet
when you're a slightly older woman you do start to appreciate having a doll who will ride your strap and do most of the hard work itself
i think i could accomplish basically anything if i pushed my pokΓ©mon way too hard
her libs ad to my phallusy
so who's going to be the first to post hoc
am i sexy as a imp???
(by my beloved @theirdandelion.bsky.social)
(hungrily examining unfamiliar plants in the northeastern skyrim mountains)
how does it go again... "leaves of blue, safe to chew... nirnroot noise, it's bad choice". or was it *good* choice? oh, i don't know, i don't know...!
The NEW Meta Goes Hard (2026 Update) I'm switching to pussy after 400 years of cock - here's why. The latest updates to penis have...
this year, after four centuries of penis, i'm making the switch to pussy. here's what the new meta means for you - and why you might want to reconsider that cock...
grime so good... I do this when I get home
constructing an infinite-potential square well around the quantum doll to produce the famous physics model "doll in a box"
the slay the spire 2 slime dragon is going to hit e621 like a hydrogen bomb
