Reason his AVG is currently higher than his OBP which is wild
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Reason his AVG is currently higher than his OBP which is wild
Empty grocery shelves with sign apologizing for no/expensive eggs
Fear not children... on Inauguration Eve the Trump Fairy will flit around the country in his magic golf cart powered by the tears of the woke mob to restock our shelves and solve all our egg problems for another four years!
oh he felt it
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
he's talking about American democracy right
Can someone PLEASE wipe off the camera lens??
Loving all this #library love in my feed
Super! Thank you SO much!
And thank you for Jean T and PGS!!
Thank you Maria!
Our Dumb Century title page signed by The Onion writers in 1999
Celebrating the revival of @theonion.com in print by breaking out my copy of Our Dumb Century signed by @scottdikkers.bsky.social, @marlaschnelder.bsky.social and other writers/eds in 1999 at the UW Bookstore not long before the move to NYC. But who belongs to the signature at the bottom left!?
Confederacy is my all time fav. Phenomenal cover!
i really like ice cream