Well, I’m pretty sure I can guess where the bodies are buried…
12.03.2026 09:30
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Well, I’m pretty sure I can guess where the bodies are buried…
You’re going to have to! My sympathies.
Absolutely this. Or the other way; even the ‘cognitive decline’ talk does him a bit of a service; he’s just an egotist and a nob, so in his world any dreck that falls out of his mouth is gold.
I thought for a minute there ‘woah! What skeletons has Monty got in the cupboard?!’ Then I understood.
Anyone thinking of sponsoring my Cambridge Half for @parkinsons.org.uk but not got round to it yet? Now’s the time…
FACTS:
Net Zero barely nudges your bill.
Fossil‑fuel wars send it through the roof.
So when Farage and his ilk slags off renewables while fanning conflict, remember who actually hikes your costs.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…
Can we STOP with this ‘special relationship’ BS
And also…can we wake up to the treachery of our right wing press?!
What do you call a dictator who’s helping a toddler to put their coat on?
Is the arm in.
Some people were willing to accept a lower living standard for 'sovereignity'. I would accept a lower standard of living for decency. Bring on all the tariffs. Visa restrictions. It's worth it to not be complicit in killing children and civilians
Seriously though, how about we get to £500 for @parkinsonsuk today?
TWO DAYS OUT! Sponsor me today for @parkinsons.org.uk.
Hot dog. Jumping frog. Albuquerque.
You should have heard the depth of the sigh your on-point post got out of me.
Oh alright - I’ll present House of Games.
‘Sponsor my close showbiz pal Rob Deering in Sunday’s #CambridgeHalf for @parkinsons.org.uk’ - Michael J Fox. I’m paraphrasing a little bit… shorturl.at/EQ1Nr
Queen Elizabeth Park’s daffodil display is something to behold. #spring #daffodils #wordsworth
Do I get near you this month? Come and seem me if so!
Dimfluencers.
148.
"Trump's gamble".
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The racist dialogue around Hannah Spencer is so surreal and distant from reality that it’s borderline incomprehensible. As a remainer til I die, let me hand this back: you lost, get over it.
People still seem to assume there are always some secret, smarter guys somewhere that we don’t see, eh. Fifty years ago maybe; in 2026, what you see is what you get, and I see idiots.
Pinch, punch first day of… a week of me asking you for money…
As if bigotry in contemporary dialogue weren’t irritating enough, it is ALWAYS built on bullshit. I for one am not interested in listening to racism OR lies, let alone both at once, all the frickin’ time.
Please sponsor me for @parkinsons.org.uk; let’s get this ball rolling - and this man a-runnin’!
In the ‘80s the Royal Family were constantly, exhaustingly shouted about by the red tops to distract from the day-to-day inhumanity of Thatcher’s Britain. But yeah, sure; gorgeous.
Telegraph on the SEND reforms here, playing its allotted role like a pantomime dame. I'd like them to find someone with an EHCP who fits this description. Go on.
Our wonderful @buddyraydeering is 21 today! What a thing; Bud, you’re beautiful inside and out and we love you so. Glad to know you - Happy Birthday - can’t wait to see what you do next. Game of Fives soon? (No chess - you’re too good for us) xx
I went for a run with my friend @deeringrob.bsky.social, and you can join us! Podcast here:
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/r...
Or on Spotify here: open.spotify.com/episode/2oVz...
Hamnet’s first award followed by who died this year? Oh my goodness, the tears; @juliadeering is still mopping up after my heartbreak. #Baftas
sexting you one handed because, you know
(my cybertronic hand was damaged during blaster fire as I rescued my rebel friends from jabba the hutt’s barge)
