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ff14 trial roulette

A Tumblr post by unionizedwizard from April 25, 2024: ok so like. imagine. you're a high-ranking government official and one of your colleagues has announced his decision to step down and retire, and named his successor, so you and your coworker-bestie-husband(™️) go on an official administrative business trip to go meet said guy. and then you arrive and you find A Cat in the bushes outside the office. it's in poor shape but its microchip says it actually belongs to your other colleague-and-friend. you are bullied into taking the cat to the vet AND letting it tag along despite your protests. and you finally find the guy you were supposed to meet and the cat is like. staying in the room. where you are supposed to conduct aforementioned highly confidential job interview. and you try to shoo it away but the guy you're trying to interview is like No i want the cat to be there. Because i'm nervous. About the job interview. Let the cat stay. I trust him because my pet bird loves him :). so the cat gets to stay. and then you keep going and you bump into yet another old acquaintance of yours (now retired and living her best hippie life) (which is highly frowned upon) and she goes Oooooh! Is that my cat you've found? :) and you're like, what the fuck is the deal with this goddamn cat, but you can't say that outright because you are a government official on a very important mission, so you go "i wasn't aware you even had a cat? also the microchip says it belongs to our other colleague" and she goes "oh well no i don't but clearly this cat is wearing the collar i give to all my pets so it must mean he's come from the future :) where i will own this specific cat :) hi little kitty! pspspsp!" and you're like, what the fuck is wrong with everyone today? and then the cat looks at you and says "she's right. i come from the future. where everyone has been turned into cats since the world ended. also i will kill you in about twelve thousand years from now. fucker."

another HOME RUN from tumblr

digital drawing of leon s kennedy and chris redfield. i imagined the setting to be somewhere around the re9 ending location (iykyk) but there’s no specific details. leon is sitting with his ass on some boxes and is holding a paper cup in his right hand, chris’ coat from re8 over his shoulders. chris is standing between leon’s legs, his left hand (with a WEDDING RING, uh-huh) on leon’s right thigh. chris looks exceptionally pissed off over the fact that his husband went somewhere to die all alone and didn’t ask for help. leon looks like he’s in a middle of a one-liner that guarantees him a round of spanking later. the lighting behind leon is yellow-greenish, and red on chris’ back. the lyrics is from ‘lucky you’ by the national. it felt very fitting. sob

‘you own me
there’s nothing you can do
lucky you’

“are you fucking stupid?”

me:

NEW OCEAN FISHING ROUTE

A tale unforgotten. 💜

#ffxiv #ffxivart #finalfantasyxiv #endwalker #hythlodaeus

#FF14 #FFXIV

Midgardsormr
#ffxiv #ffxivart

you have to
#art #ffxiv

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don’t ever lose sight of what’s important in life (the two fictional characters in your mind that keep you going)

sad little cowboy cat doodle, written text around it reads: “i’ve got no yeehaws left”

bro.

show me ya moves #ffxiv

I've only played like 3 hours of Requiem but it's really fun so far!! It has plenty of two of my favorite things - staring at little offbrand signage in video games, and Leon :)

Happy Resident Evil 9 day, finally!!

#residentevilrequiem #residentevil9 #re9 #rebhfun

[Fullmetal Vauban]
"To obtain something, something of equal value must be lost"

#Warframe #warframecaptura #tennocreate

#ffxiv

Obsessed

Illustration of rowlet and browt form pokemon

Plant pals

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

An illustration of the three newly revealed starter pokemon for Pokemon Winds and Waves. From left to right: the grass-type starter, Browt, sitting down and being a round borb; the fire-type starter, Pombon, being a very loud little gremlin; and the water-type starter, Gecqua, curiously looking at the other two. I’m so excited for this game!!

Winds and waves babies 🥺!! #pokemon #art

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