John Paul Jung

A caption at the top says "four of America's Top Business minds on how to lead a fulfilling life." There are four portraits underneath this 1. A shirtless, sweaty man wearing a mask of human skin, which is bleeding says "I think it's backwards that people call mixing all the sodas at the soda fountain a suicide. Is that not an affirmation of life, to want to experience it all?" 2. a Count Orlock-like vampiric figure with greenish skin says "every day I try to do something I've never done before. Yesterday I pretended to be a freight train, moving cargo from station to station, saying choo choo. Today I told every person I met that I loved them. And meant it." 3. An octopus in a tank mounted on top of a torso in a business suit says "Going bald changed my outlook on life a lot. I missed what I was before, but to live is to change. I am not who I was when I had hair, but I am alive." 4. A person whose face is an empty chasm with distant stars inside it, dripping a black sludge says "I made myself an alter-ego for when I wanna be bad. Oh no, Gary Shunt, Mild Mannered Philanthropist wouldn't drink two beers in a night. That'd be crazy. But Richard Danger would."

Four Of America's Top Business Minds On How To Lead A Fulfilling Life

It's nsw culture and must be protected

This dude is outta his mind if he thinks six year olds are reading books as a quiet, solitary activity

I have an old Gmail that's been in so many data breaches for a bunch of long dead websites, platforms etc so I'm never making an account for anything again. Guest checkout or nothing

Feels like data leaks are inevitable at this point so I really don't want to give a bunch of seppo companies my driver's license hey

What privacy? Meta's smart glasses are filming unwitting naked people Meta's Ray-Ban smart glasses are a privacy nightmare, with footage of naked people, sensitive information, and violent acts captured and seen by Meta's AI and an army of employees.

Buried lede: Meta sends all your nudes to Kenya where humans annotate it and feed it to AI

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

1. ???? Mercedes, don't remember the model - crashed 🤦‍♂️
2. 1987 Mercedes 300 TE station wagon - hit by a garbage truck, written off by insurance
3. 2013 Mazda 3 - still have it
4. 2024 GWM Ora Extended range - gorgeous little car, love it

And can't be blamed about it, because she's just so, SO right.

Was falling asleep and the phrase "John's Infinite Carpark" popped into my head.
New horror novel coming soon

Resident Evil 9 had me hooting and clapping just now.
It beautifully walks the tightrope between pants-shittingly scary and Sam Raimi splatter

Making my daughter's lunchbox with the resident evil 9 menu music playing is an amazing vibe

Gonna make a boardgame where you roll a big piece of a toast

Okay I bought new RE.
The scariest bit of any stealthy horror game is figuring out how close you can get to any ghoulie. Like, can you walk right past them or nah 😅

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

I'll show them the Spike Milligan ep and go from there. He's incredible 😆

*nods
Yeah 😊

Ooooohh that's sick!

Naively downloaded it to watch with my family, then realised I had no idea who 90% of the guests were and my kids would be utterly baffled

We need a word to describe the relief that comes from cancelled plans when your weekend was getting a little too busy 😎

Getting hoffed by the hoffeeman (James Hofferman the nice coffee youtuber)

You can't even joke about Pussy In A Can. Cause of woke.

I bought the re3 remake in 2020 two weeks after it came out for $75. These publishers are dreaming!

New resident evil is $115 for just a steam download... How did we let this happen???

I love expedition 33 and all but I'm not in a place in life where I have time to master these 'perfect parry' type of games ya know?

Yes! Like, I'm sure it's busted in all kinds of ways but ooohhh!

Hwaahhhhhh!!!

When I was in college I found out my middle school algebra teacher got outed as a pedophile and I saw a photo on the internet of him in court looking terrified because he knew he was going to prison and that's the exact face Sam Altman makes all the time.

Bohbby, we bought cuhntry with us

Yoinking them off their face and twisting one of the arms enough so they sit just off balance forever 😊