@markdignam69
Gender-neutral honorific of the No-Shows Chronically under-slept You can’t kill pain, it just comes back as the undead… (Habitual parentheses and ellipsis user…) Settling silently into the sand…
100%
Italy just wins at everything
Yeah, Starmer… Ye big glory hunter
War is death
Not medals
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He seems pretty sensitive whenever someone confronts him with evidence that Putin might not be our friend. Even when Fox brings it up.
I'll believe AI has gained consciousness when it starts creating pithy posts On Here as a thinly veiled cry for help and NOT A MOMENT SOONER
More good news
Racist auld hag Princess Michael of Cunt has had a severe stroke
Scottish Opera offers hugely discounted tickets to people under the age of 26. In fact most of the theatres here do, usually for around £10. Which means you could see a whole live show for less than the cost of a ticket to one of Timothee Chalamet’s films. Just saying.
Netanyahu: The Bible says those who bless Israel will be blessed, and those who curse Israel will be cursed forever.
Is this a joke?
Picture of the exterior of the Peveril Of The Peak pub in Manchester.
This place just popped up on my insta timeline. Spent the evening here playing Pool with my brother and my Jamaican cousin who'd just flown in, before getting married the following day.
Amazed to hear that the same landlady, Nancy Swanick remains there today despite being 95 years old x
Here’s Bootsy Collins teaching how to funk it up.
May your day be as funky and fresh as Bootsy would want it to be.
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A monochrome ‘spot the mistake’ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage
An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes?
From Treasure magazine, 1965
Official answers coming soon
(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)
Released on this day in 1980: Happy House #SiouxsieAndTheBanshees
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Image of trumps new ballroom. With the words “I can’t afford gas above it.”
The number of people in the comments that don't recognize this as a funny bit of satire is a disheartening sign of our times, for many reasons...
The Rise And Rise Of Michael Rimmer - eerily prophetic dark side of the Flying Circus Cleese/Chapman/Frost bleak satire - which makes it sound jollier than it is - starring Peter Cook as an adman turned politician who subdues the populace with endless referenda.
timworthington.org/2026/03/06/t...
“A Message to You, Noddy”
Should have stuck with this look…
Dumb- comment (apologies). 😉
Incidentally, did he say anything about “coming home?”
I knew you knew that. I was actually being ironic without knowing it 🤷♂️
I knew that, Mairi… it was supposed to be a knowingly ironic comment…
I waste my time
😂
Glad it was magic with the Man from Dunfermline…
Never heard of him.
Scottish lad, is he?
Vittorio Angelone absolutely handing Penny Mordaunt her arse in a paper bag on #TheLastLeg
Fuck you, Mordaunt!
100%. Couldn’t see a clear touchdown.
Every international rugby referee on the planet fucking HATES Ireland…
#6Nations #IREvWAL #IrelandVWales
Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)
"Some #DisabledPeople are not able to #exercise ..because they are not physically able to do [so]..1 the best things you can do for yourself is to commit to eating healthier.. #Fitness and #nutrition go hand in hand.": buff.ly/5ddKmAg
by sarahlynn358
#ChronicIllness #spoonies #disability #exercise
"I show up in whatever way my #body allows that day..as an act of #resilience & honesty. It’s me, standing in the middle of #unpredictability, choosing #adaptation over #denial, colour over invisibility & compassion over shame.": buff.ly/NOz0KLn
by @serenebutterfly.bsky.social
#ChronicIllness
" #Researchers have discovered why #statins can cause #MusclePain: the drugs force open a key #muscle channel, flooding #cells with calcium. The finding could help scientists design next-generation statins.": buff.ly/erbgV0D
via sciencedaily
#cholesterol #medication #statin #medicine
"How do you differentiate between a ‘good’ and ‘bad’ #doctor? How do you know if the #diagnosis presented is accurate, or if the #treatment options presented are the best ones? How do you know if your doctor or #surgeon suits your needs?": buff.ly/gpXaZk7
#ChronicIllness #disability #NEisVoid
"The new metric..can capture how much is revealed in any 1 #audio recording of a #voice. Bäckström says the #technology cld be used..to help people understand how much of their #privacy is at risk when they use certain #speech -recording technologies.": buff.ly/qgA0kfD
via @nautil.us
"When I left Taiwan, I did not get the #goodbye I would have liked. I never imagine I’d leave under the cover of secrecy with no time to say #farewell to friends, special places, or the things that mattered to me.": buff.ly/MJwsC2M
by @carriekellenberger.bsky.social
#ChronicIllness #NEisVoid
