Intense morning of photoshop and graphics! Havenβt had an excuse to go so hard in PS lately, and it made me feel like I was really getting shit done, but now Iβm wearing sunglasses indoors thanks to the eye strain.
The dogs barking in my neighborhood tonight are driving me BANANAS. There better be a damn bear strolling down the street for them to be sounding like this.
Cuck = Truck (Iβm just reporting what I hear, folks)
Two toddler pronunciations my 2-year old wonβt give up on despite correction, like Phoebe teaching Joey French:
Renden = Orange
Hahteem = Airplane (but somehow he can pronounce helicopter)
My 2-year old is ready. He got up at 4:30am today for no reason other than to jabber.
Wait, is "demolition" a new element here? I guess I didn't realize that "rebuild something completely new" involved demolition, and that's probably on me
Thinking of my ICQ days with @jayconrod.com as I'm about to be a bullied 40 year old on social media in a week
"Gear," perhaps? It's also in the article, just a heads up!
They really don't read it. I have seen so often when we talk about blameless kidsβand their parents who are here legallyβthat these people deserved what they got from ICE.
My cardiologist told me she likes working with me because Iβm very compliant and educated, so I think I win at being the best patient ever? Which is a normal and good thing to want.
I read the news today, oh boy.
(Meanwhile, another man who literally hosted a fairly grotesque television show where desperate wannabes competed to work for him is now still basically doing that, but from the White House.)
A man who literally hosted a fairly grotesque television show where women competed to date him is now demanding billion-dollar companies sponsor women's sports. Life's funny.
(I'm have Escape to the Country on in the background as I work) Couple moving to the Cotswolds get shown a beautiful house and complain that it's "very Old-e World-y." IT'S THE COTSWOLDS YOU DUM DUMS, you don't move there for modern architecture!
:( 2025 part 2
The new P&P teaser... Emma Corrin's wig looks really unrealistic on her and it's all I can think about
I refuse to do shapewear under everyday clothes. Men arenβt doing that shit and neither will I.
This makes me think of the West Wing scene when Oliver Babish asks CJ Cregg, "Do you know what time it is?" And she says, "Five past noon." And he says, "Iβd like you to get out of the habit of answering more than was asked. Do you know what time it is?" And she says, "...yes."
My child's daycare is transitioning from being owned by an individual entity to being owned by a non-profit made up of the parents and I am SO IMPRESSED with the parents who are leading this. I don't say this from a place of resentment: how do they have the bandwidth?!
Got 45 minutes' *extra* sleep and I feel like TRASH
GM holding a red solo cup and ending his speech saying "[Kenneth Walker III] tried negotiating with me five minutes ago... it was really weird"
Listening to the Seahawks championship ceremony as I'm working and these guys are absolutely all drunk at 10:30 on a Wednesday morning π
The NBC pregame just pluralized βMayeβ as βThe Mayeβsβ omfg
For all the "Trump derangement syndrome" talk, Trump sure lets the Clintons and Obamas live rent-free in his mind and constantly reminds us of this
And he was indicted by the dad of one of my favorite baseball players. What a world we live in
IN NEW MEXICO?!
NOT DANNY CONCANNON
Welp I just tried to write "flouts" as "flauts" which just goes to show you I've seen the word "flauta" more than I've ever seen the word "flout." #NewMexico
