08.03.2026 23:14
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The worst thing about cell phones is that they are everywhere, always, for everyone.
But the second worst thing is that I can’t even imagine strangling the random call center worker - with whom I’ve been on with for 45 minutes - using the phone cord.
More bottom than back, but I’m excited to see it :)
Do you need a new ballstretcher to augment that sexiest, smuggest smirk?
As an American who experienced frat hazing (like being stripped to my boxers and tied to a tree in the woods by bros I group showered with)
… the horrible parts still feel like the best parts, even 20 years later.
Sunday morning vibes 🖤😛🦭
Who said you’d be sitting?
“Fuck first”
What do you think I am here for?
“I’m locking in for 5-6 hours of pinstriped nonsense”
Happily sitting and waiting for you to come and play with my cock✨
I’d like a urinal-based parlor game.
But if the sidewalks aren’t blocked, how can the streets be safe for cars?
Fuck how your knees feel focus on this dick.
Understood?
Full photoshoots on
Justfor.fans/caspianwolfe
Can confirm.
Need a model?
🤷♂️
It’s been more than two years since I didn’t work on a Saturday. I don’t know what to do with myself.
Give me cuddles, breedings, and afterwards cuddles.
All of which would be very comforting right now.
Guys, please stop asking Santa for an Eastern Bloc operator with a pierced cock and a goofy personality.
It’s the third time this week this has happened😩🤐
Be the change you want to see
Traditional DnD alignment chart + a Z axis of top/vers/bottom 🤔
Is that a Buc-ee’s tree topper?
“posing as” does a lot of work, versus “from”
Fogo de Chão
Not Sorry.
Hello, Ducky
Dealbreaker
