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Ryan All Along

@iontorchbearer

He/Him (NSFW 18+) Gay shit and dog pics. Columbus, OH https://linktr.ee/IonTorchBearer My dog has her own profile, @wandamaxiwoof.bsky.social

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Got high last night and made mozzarella sticks using string cheese and the high fiber tortillas I have because I had no actual junk food in the house.

09.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you

08.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh, the first day of Daylight Saving Time. When the clock says you slept in but all evidence tells you otherwise.

08.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Out of the 4 grocery stores I go to, only one even still has bags.

08.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I got a gift card for Express for Christmas and had been waiting for spring clothes to come in to spend it. Was happy to find these cute shirts but I miss the brights colors of the 00s and 10s. The muted colors aren’t my favorite.

07.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Still needing that massage

07.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Were you up late or up early?

07.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck I need a massage.

07.03.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Best reference to my city I’ve come across while reading. Ha

06.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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At 5:40 there was an exceptionally loud thunder clap that woke both Wanda and myself up. Wanda has been panicking ever since. She has now crawled on to the other side of me in bed so I am between her and the window. 🀣

05.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good night world.

05.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They definitely understood the assignment for Pride night too.

04.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at my friends and I all in our Pride jerseys

04.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Went to the boy aquarium tonight and picked up a whole new outfit while I was there. 🀣

04.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoy! I follow a lot of people I met down there on Instagram and it’s all back to normal.

03.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We thought Gen Z was gonna be our biggest ally and finally gonna save us from being beat down by the Boomers and Gen Xers all the time.

03.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d rather starve

03.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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At first I was confused how Ty Dolla Sign and MAX made my top 10 artists until I saw that their version of The Other Side from The Greatest Showman was in my top 10 songs this month.

03.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exhausted… got stuck in a lucid nightmare loop last night so my sleep was not very restful.

02.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same! Did not expect it. Models had shown it south of us.

02.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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About to watch Connor Storrie on SNL from last night and got myself a little treat.

01.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The straights haven’t been ok in more than a decade.

01.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When the final evolution is a muscular humanoid with a dog’s head.

28.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œno wars” President who thought he deserved a Nobel Peace Price with the director of national intelligence who literally sold β€œno war with Iran” shirts when she ran for President seem to have started a war with Iran.

28.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The flu going around now is awful!

28.02.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m old. If Red had aged in real time we’d be the same.

28.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a wood sign in the Chinese calendar but a fire sign in the astrology circles.

28.02.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Greek to me

28.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You in my bed

28.02.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0