scamantha likely @idiotbraingf just got approved for life saving fetish reassignment surgery. i'm gonna wake up next week super into leather and not into pee at all. i'll be normal from now on.
dyatlovpassingprivilege: literally it is fine to not like beer but you just come across as having whiney little baby syndrome and / or the granddaughters of the witches you couldn't burn disorder by constantly talking about how it's yunky pee water. come with me. we're going to drink modelos by the lake. shh. look at the stars. bitch. #op you're right but to be fair to the weenie crowd i only started liking beer post-getting into watersports #so dyatlovpassingprivilege: man i gotta switch to facebook or something.
>be me >using my pc >feel the need to pee >go pee >theseus gnomes sprint into my room at lightspeed and replace every part of my pc, keyboard, monitor with identical parts >come back >it's not my pc anymore i cant prove it but i know theyre fucking doing it. how do i stop them? what do you guys do?
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Skinky
@adikrunch mario galaxy games will have the most beautiful transcendent piece of music you've ever heard in your life and it'll be called Bouncy Bastard Galaxy
Loqueesha Of Borg @Java_jigga You give me 5 hours and a blu ray player I'm convincing Joe Biden the events of transformers actually happened
@rex_felium ? *screenshot of google suggested searches* "What sins won't God forgive?" "Do breasts get bigger if you play with them?"
Splatoon but it's doggirl piss
@vaguelyfemale my girl got a piss kink call that yurinating
What did 2023 piper mean by this ๐ค
Splatoon but it's doggirl piss
Ken Klippenstein @kenKlippenstein Someone asked me who John McAfee is and I do not know how to answer that question Lindy LaRouche @metricalfoot John McAfee was never convicted of rape or murder but in an extremely different way than you or I haven't been convicted of rape or murder
Jam /็็ฝ @addmeoncomputer I do not "pick up", I do not "flirt", and I definitely do not "seduce". I YEARN. And if an older woman does not dote on me, I KILL MYSELF
Mitya @Discollaborator Trying to explain to the lowborn that the royal guard is, in fact, allowed to kill a few of them "so long as they don't get too crazy with it", but for some reason it's just not clicking for them. It's almost like they don't get that they're peasants.
hunter @hunter_hhhh the right when a famous person is killed with a sniper rifle: They are going to KILL you and your children. the right when a random person is murdered by secret police: Nothing happened and she probably deserved it and also she did deserve it and also I want to kill everybody
demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon paid a company last week so i could park by the airport. now they emailing me recs for other places i might like to park. i'll kill you.
michael @FilledwithUrine do i have to die on this hill can't i just play on it for a while
@poisonjr You can do whatever you want with your body but 1000 years after you die I could send archaeologists to bully you. Ihope that's enough to intimidate you. I'm extremely shy. I can't even talk to rude customers without crying...
We're all going to die. Like, not to be a downer or anything but I really hope you're aware that we're all going to die.
Thanks tumblr, thats really what i wanted to see today
A storied pastime
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Kasane Teto. I drew her fat and trans because I can draw anything.
#NSFW #SantanaelArt #KasaneTeto #Trans
Need food again unfortunately
This absolutely destroyed me just now
sweepy #farcille #dunmeshi
Cute reaction you mean
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