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good ass portents alert ๐Ÿšจ

10.03.2026 03:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michael Shea protagonist

10.03.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

allahu akbar

08.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

scourge the opponents, lash them with your rackets until they flee in disgrace

08.03.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when you're doing coke on the DHS fuck jet on your way to napalm a minneapolis suburb there's no tomorrow

07.03.2026 10:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ

01.03.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chaos a.d. what an album

23.02.2026 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bravely putting on my shit-eating grin as my head is forced into the toilet

23.02.2026 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the ops are boastful men of insufferable pride, whereas the homies are modest aesthetics, consumed by the beauty of the world

22.02.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

let's have it

22.02.2026 03:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Daggering a cement bollard from the 2nd floor

22.02.2026 01:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

looks great

22.02.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wind up haymakers jerk sesh

22.02.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know yet

21.02.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"When pushed to distinguish between their make and use of synthetic fibres and their general attitude towards e.g. lighted displays they routinely indicated that in the totality of Life, Man constituted a mere wink of God's eye, but weaving was akin to the nesting of birds."

21.02.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"It did not take long to understand that these backward people had been taught canned responses to high folks' exhibition of technology. Brushing aside the obvious comforts they would simply ask 'when did you last lose a friend?' or 'havent you pride in any labor' and so on."

21.02.2026 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a literal demigod of entertainment

19.02.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my favorite throughline of the Aubrey Maturin books was the straight up logistical diatribes

19.02.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
https://www.nmdp.org/get-involved/join-the-registry

i don't often do this but i am a survivor of leukemia. i strongly urge everyone to get yourself listed on the marrow donor registry and you may just save a life like my own
t.co/0v1il1EGPR

17.02.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now that's paper

16.02.2026 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am notorious for this ๐Ÿ˜‡

14.02.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Door Knocker" 1994, silicon bronze

Tells the story of wood engraving. In my hand is the engraving tool, my arm (life cast) was molded from an 80 year old boxwood limb, the strike plate is end grain of a (I think) hickory tree. #blueskyartshow #wood #bronze #sculpture #contemporarysculpture

14.02.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

little kid too into Tool

14.02.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got you covered

12.02.2026 12:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
no question I would fiend for cracks and weed
the combination made my eyes bleed
๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡

10.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

having lived there a short while, almost nothing would make me happier than to go back for a months long moto trip

08.02.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm slamming that Von Misesussy

08.02.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

the fucking music

07.02.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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same

06.02.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0