Sam Turner

"going viral" said whoever the fuck he is

A fake ai prompt where i have written draw a capybara having a relaxing bath and am waiting on a human pretending to be an ai to respond

The response to the prompt, a basic drawing (from a human) of a capybara in water with a little heart above him

Oh my god

Lmao

youraislopbores.me

I muted him. There's only so much economic illiteracy I can stomach before Deliveroo fetch my chippie dinner.

I'm puzzled why they'd be paying it back to US companies when the handsome 6'3 genius explained that it's all paid by the Chinese.

Spent it on bombing primary schools. Soz.

oh god

I'm hardly on Instagram but I'm blocking them just in case

[jimmy hill picture]

He's going to announce that they have rolled over regardless. I give him a week at the absolute most.

[the panicked withdrawal scene from It's A Wonderful Life]

This is good, right?

It would be DEI gone mad.

Ah ok. That makes more sense. But that's also self inflicted, isn't it? If they discourage their kids from going to the mainstream schools to qualify for the entry level jobs then they can't complain about not getting the top jobs.

Ok. Solid back catalogue of painting competent children's book illustrations of absolutely the worst takes ever. I guess it's a career.

In what way are the evangelicals missing from the corridors of power anyway? It's almost a prerequisite for Republicans nationwide and for both parties in the Bible belt. Mike Johnson is from the extreme doomsday end of the evangelical spectrum and he's third in line to the big red button.

It's not like international law actually exists any more.

Exactly

What did you do at work today, daddy?
I painted a picture of an infamous racist and homophobe playing lovey dovey with a gay jewish man.
Oh. Can I be adopted?

Can't imagine why the people who belched this out didn't put their names to it.

The thing is, I might have even discussed it with you if you'd shown the slightest bit of humility and self awareness and not been an obnoxious mollycoddled little prick.

Xx

So far as I can see, the Olympics and Small Prophets is the only worthwhile stuff they've produced this year. And Channel 4 has the proper Paralympics anyway.

You're not getting any better at talking to adults.

Mathematics and Physics.

Is English your third language? You seem to be really really struggling here.

Need any help with it? I'm only slightly rusty but I used to teach it.

No, poppet. Try reading it slowly. You claimed that it takes years to get something published in a peer-reviewed journal. I'm literally a published scientist. My mathematics PhD is older than you are.

"Look"

You really really need to learn how to talk to adults, son. At this point, you are basically unemployable.

It's worse than that. The original post he attempted to respond to is about low/zero net migration. This paper is about a period of famously high net migration. I don't even think he'd read the abstract when he posted it. He certainly doesn't have even a GCSE grasp of US 1920s history.

I wouldn't dig too deep into its irrelevance. Johnny just pulled it straight off Google in an attempt to bluff his way out of a corner.

Maybe standards have massively risen in the last thirty years.

Sorry, son. You bluffed and lost. Man up and take it.

It's not his argument. It's the argument of two bankers in Kansas.