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Turkeys are the worst birds. Twitch: thefumblebee I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool

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It’s probably aimed at a place you find Trump voters.
Iran is run by murderous psychopaths - but that doesn’t mean they’re stupid. They’re likely to claim an attack, they’re unlikely to attack anti-Trunp bastions for that reason

06.03.2026 05:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What he doesn’t realize:
An Iranian campaign to impose cost with terrorist attacks probably isn’t aimed at Chicago. It’s probably aimed at Dallas and Palm Beach

06.03.2026 05:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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🔗: peoplem.ag/3N7f1l5

Asked if Americans should worry about Iran retaliating against Americans on U.S. soil, President Donald Trump responded, “I guess.”

📷: Aaron Schwartz/Getty

06.03.2026 00:52 👍 450 🔁 219 💬 41 📌 179

Eli struggling to figure out a way to do this that doesn’t involve getting bit

06.03.2026 05:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eli decided to fight Whitney when his face was in her mouth

06.03.2026 05:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I can just tank it” I swear, despite being clearly destabilized.

06.03.2026 02:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But her and I have been in that same vets room saying goodbyes twice in one week. I’ll be there the third time, for sure. But I wonder if it’s best for some of us to spare themselves the damage it inflicts.

06.03.2026 02:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s just a matter of when. My mom is going to be traveling and wondering if leaving my dad and I as the operative actors means she’ll be kept on past when she should be. Maybe debating whether she’ll feel guilty not being there for Mia’s last moments.

06.03.2026 02:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’re figuring out if Mia gets euthanized in the next few days. She’s the last of the four. And the third in a month.

06.03.2026 02:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Turkey otherwise has no interest in committing NATO to a war with Iran.

They do have a well-documented inclination to plant a military boot on Kurds wherever they find them.

05.03.2026 14:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yknow, Turkey can technically invoke Article V of the NATO charter *right now* (they were attacked yesterday).

This gives them a reason to.

05.03.2026 14:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Iran shared the design with Russia, Russia is mostly building its own.

05.03.2026 13:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyways, the work has been checked and it’s known to me and my cousins and sometimes we joke about it and then I mention my dad is the littlest brother and “you know, your claim is stronger than mine” and then they get all nervous for some reason.

05.03.2026 12:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My dad’s work involves a lot of genealogy and when he looked at our own family tree he found a daughter of French nobles who’d had Henry as a ward.
Long later Henry paid for her bastard son to go to Oxford.

05.03.2026 12:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m a descendent of Henry VIII’s son.

05.03.2026 12:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/fumb...

05.03.2026 12:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yknow plenty of misogynists have wives. A whole bunch of people bigoted towards their wives. So what’s your point?

05.03.2026 12:45 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Hegseth’s entire demeanor seems to suggest he’s tantruming against the step dad in his head

05.03.2026 12:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The apartment gremlins are chewing on the wires again.

05.03.2026 04:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My family* is still trading pics of Skinny and Maddie and honestly it’s fucking all of us up

*half of the pics were sent by me

03.03.2026 03:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Left 4 Dead but with Rabbids

02.03.2026 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had misremembered the number of children. It’s 115. Still a horrendous crime.

02.03.2026 00:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck off no he has not

01.03.2026 22:20 👍 780 🔁 77 💬 50 📌 1

Also “valid military target” presumes Iran itself was a valid military target.

Is a military base in France a valid military target? They actually *have* nukes and are always so bitchy!

01.03.2026 22:19 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This man chose to open his mouth and defend the killing of 160 children.

01.03.2026 22:16 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

@kerendith.bsky.social this is fucking real. This is baaaaad.

01.03.2026 22:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Section header on a BBC article: “how many of Iran’s leaders have been killed?”

Section text: “Yes.”

Section header on a BBC article: “how many of Iran’s leaders have been killed?” Section text: “Yes.”

BBC… what the actual fuck?

01.03.2026 22:09 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

The names Peter Rabbit. Peter Parker Rabbit

01.03.2026 06:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give me all your scamps, your nerds, your gifted kids, longing to be free

01.03.2026 06:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What about degenerates, can I come too?

01.03.2026 06:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0