A small plastic baby sitting on an electric pencil sharpener with its case taken off.
most times, to fix things
they must be taken apart
deconstruct your self
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
insomnia nights
"brain seeking dopamine" days
think i've gone manic
#haiku #mentalhealth #bipolar2
A small plastic baby on the top ledge of a whiteboard next to an analog wall clock showing 8:01.
king baby's on time
even if students are not
is 8 that early?
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
They truly want you to believe this shit is inevitable and actually better than human endeavor but the one surefire thing that can stop it is not agreeing to the first two things. That’s all! That also means not willingly feeding it. It’s not difficult to avoid using it!
and when he does fall
so too do his sycophants
his enablers all
#haiku #trump
A small plastic baby sits on a halved cabbage
eat more vegetables
they're beautiful parts of plants
look at that pattern
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
the world's too absurd
we return to older tastes
so we, like, vaudville?
#haiku #comedy
make analog games
make them free to download, play
help people create
#haiku #ttrpg #itchio
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Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah, ooh-ohh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ah
It had a real boot-licker name, right? Major? Captain?
It is very fun to have though...
Call me Natalie Imbruglia.
Feeling that about cutting the beard. I've been growing it since the first week of school. My hair, too.
A small plastic baby sitting on a wooden donkey on a board from a game of Caverna
"donkey in the mine"
matches the syllables of
"turkey in the straw"
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26 #caverna
A small plastic baby in a bowl full of candy
you lay in a bowl
it's filled with giant candy
a dream or nightmare?
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
i am 39
i had a dream i could skate
too late to learn how?
#haiku #skateboarding #dream
:-) new episode is up!!!
A small plastic baby on a doctor's scale reading 0.00
ignore bmi
eat veggies, move your body
so says king baby
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
Swanboy is good
A small plastic baby looking at a vision chart.
cover your left eye
without straining your vision,
what line can you read?
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
Sick of capitalism punching creativity in the kidneys? Us too. We're taking on Hollywood's exploitative model with 'Christ Camp 2005'. Fair pay, shared profits. Follow along! If this works for us, it can work for you too! #BreakTheSystem #AntiCapitalistFilm #IndieRevolution #filmmaking
A small plastic baby on a rack of tools in a doctor's offcie
i found king baby
he's practicing medicine
let him check your ear
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
A missng poster with a description of a small plastic baby's disappearance.
can't find king baby
he can't have gotten too far
i'm sure he'll turn up
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
Star Wars planets were very pulp. The trading post in the wild west? Hot rodding through space? A frozen planet with a yeti?
I like outer space games, so I'm going to create a planet that's covered in dense forests and moss.
Oh sick, that sounds a lot like me at 19. I was in Normal from 2006-2010ish.
Watched this all the time as a kid, and it really helped me to realize the way character types and tropes worked.
A classroom of empty desks
my first period
the kids don't show up on time
and some not at all
#haiku #englishteacher #education
He's been to the Titté brothers' island.
A small plastic baby on a pile of clothes
sometimes laundry's hard
just getting around to it
but he's doing it
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
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