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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Being allergic to bees and a gardener with a passion for local flora and bugs is a struggle. I’m like “yay more native pollinators oh no all of you stay away from me!” 😂

It’s a good sign when I’m driven out of the garden by bees

WHAT!???! I’m so jelly 😭

“We’re making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy.”

And now we’d like to present to you our multi-film gazillion dollar franchise on emotional regulation and feelings.

Coughs in Lion King.
Wipes forehead aggressively in The Never Ending Story.
Blinks furiously in My Girl 😅

Stop trying to make the F1 movie happen. No one loved it 😂

Was in Morocco and Spain in 2016 and had no problem answering the question of who were going to vote for because lord knows we were being asked that already

It’s wild how Nazis hate being confronted about being Nazis. If your whole thing is pride and supremacy then take pride in your hate you fucking cowards.

It’s like they’re mocking the memory of Panera death lemonade

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

People talk about the majesty of fall colors all the time but imo wildflower blooms are the superior nature color explosion

Yeah dead leaves are cool and all but have you seen LIVE spring wildflowers?! In all the colors?!?!!

Fall leaves could never 🌼 🌺 💅

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

If? I don’t think there’s a question of if the US bombed an elementary school it’s a question of how many schools and how many children we bombed

Let’s not give them any credit they don’t even care about the unborn fetuses, they care about controlling and hurting women (bonus points if they’re brown or black!)

ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect

The college president said “students at our institution on one side of the isle have begun to model their behavior on those in the highest levels of power in our country”

What’s sad is my brother teaches at a prison as well which is less volatile and threatening than the JC thanks to MAGA assholes

God bless America. My brother teaches at a community college in the Central Valley and an unofficial MAGA club has sprung up to post anti queer and anti immigrant posters on campus and yell that gay people to kill themselves

Because of this faculty now has to escort students between classes

I prefer to use public services over private but good lord USPS makes it hard

Had a prepaid label that I was told they would print on location. USPS worker said hahahaha no we can’t print that go print it out at FedEx

Went to FedEx where they printed it on their own damn sticky paper for free

T-minus three weeks until “why don’t women want to date them?”

You just know the vast majority of ICE agents are like Andrew here that sadly haven’t been caught yet

I’ve seriously been counting days and minutes to this podcast release. I don’t even really listen to that many podcasts and certainly never have waited for one to launch at a specific time

Is this is what it’s like to be a man???
Waiting for podcasts to drop??? 😂

I mean the man’s cars keep catching on fire and trapping people inside! You couldnt pay me to ride in one of those death trap tunnels. Ive seen the videos those things are begging to just kill a bunch of people like dumping water down an ant hill

Look up his other projects and the environmental impact. Local farms are destroyed. Water contaminated. Houses are seized. It’s a curse not a gift.

Musk doesn’t do anything for the good so no city should accept a “free” useless giant rat tunnel from him

This should not be a contenest but a punishment. Musk leaves a wake of destruction and failed projects in every city he starts a project in. They never benefit the community rather destroy it.

JUST BUILD FUCKING SUBWAYS AND TRAINS!!! We don’t need underground highways for single occupancy vehicles

This should not be a contenest but a punishment. Musk leaves a wake of destruction and failed projects in every city he starts a project in. They never benefit the community just destroy the land and bring in their own workers.

JUST BUILD SUBWAYS AND TRAINS!!! We don’t need underground highways.

I remember reading articles about how traumatized Meta mods were from seeing violence and sexual assault day in and day out with absolutely no mental health support or training for it

This is why I wanted to blow up Zuckerbergs yacht. These people are monsters who profit off pain in many respects

Guillotines for everyone! We can start an international exchange program.

I’d also like some trebuchets. Those seem fun and good for long distance

Happy Sarah J Maas is on Call Your Daddy Day to all who celebrate 🙏

Will we get a book 6 title? Release date? Confirmation of the next 2 books?! Tea on any optioning? What Lorcan did?!?!? 🥵

This post might make none sense to many of yall but for fantasy fans today is a BIG day (we hope)

By the way, Democrats have now flipped 27 legislative seats in Trump 2.0.

Republicans are still stuck at zero.

Even in 2017-18, the GOP managed to flip a few. This time, just a goose egg, despite several good chances.

I used to like Levi’s but now the brand is soured for me