I feel like someone should have done a deep explanation by now of what it means that Trump's verbal punctuation tic has changed from "make America great again" to "thank you for your attention to this matter"
Is "Je M'appelle Bouie" a cool edgy online handle, or no? It is, right? everyone thinks it---oh, okay, no, no it isn't?
I know who she really means, but it's funny to imagine she wanted him to hurt Yoda and E.T.
Returning to the app after months of relying on my backup work phone, and, yes, I did notice that no one sent concerned and/or horny DMs in my extended absence
A bad but creative bartender who came up with a promotion to clear out back-stock of cognac and aquavit
Wait.... what's your opinion of the translation that was published contemporaneously with the original, in 1860-whatever? Seriously deficient, good enough...?
Aha! I love that episode, but evidently I don't remember it perfectly
You'll never guess under what conditions I found this post....
“Pssst, it’s 2 AM, thought I’d let you know.” - Bladder
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
... I'll bite. Which one?
(If you mean the supposed Flannery O'Connor reference in Homer the vigilante, I've never been convinced by that theory)
I'm late to the comic and was wondering if anyone else had had this comment. Glad I'm not the only one (but we might be the only two....)
BTW, I have heard that the Burmese system is even more idiosyncratic. They use "miles" and "feet" and the like, but they're not always what we think they are
Oh, dang! I just did say it before seeing this!
I know, and I hate myself for what I'm about to do, but:
Dian Fossey's thing was gorillas; Goodall's thing was chimps. (The third of the "Trimates" was Birute Galdikas, and her thing was orangutans.)
YOLO
Oh, man, don't tell me that! That means there ISN'T a chance I wind up together with Emma Lee Bunton?!
How could a baseball sicko not have a rooting interest in a player nicknamed "Big Dumper"?
This is evidence of how determined and resolute you are. As for me, my to-do list has:
1. Be Baby Spice's lover
2. Get with her friends
still written at the top, and not crossed off
Worst part is the weird calendar quirk that means Orkotberfest is over by the time you remember it. If you were hoping to flirt with green-skinned besnouted bar wenches in leather halters, better luck next year!
Oh god dammit!
Million dollar idea: start a restaurant with a bewildering combination of offerings, call it "authentic" in contravention of all reason, then cash in off of tech hipsters so irony-poisoned they will spend thousands just so they can brag about it to friends who have never heard of any such thing
Beat me to it!
That's just a regular good girl, with sour cream and tomatoes on top, right?
Sometimes it feels like the best explanation really is that Trump's trying to speed run the last years of Louis XVI's life. This seems really like telling the guard they have to go stop the Women's March
Okay so you have the National Guard deployed to several American cities and plan on sending them to more, so is the plan to actually not pay these people and just find out what happens?
I'm way too old not to have realized before that you can't spell "Stephen Hawking" without "Stephen King"
My new neighbor has a Geeman Shepherd with an Irish name. It's the most cop-dog you can have
Either way, expect a difference in the college ranking of about a thousand places between Harvard and this new (cough) totally legitimate and genuine place of higher learning
It's going to be hilarious when this deal falls apart after Harvard weekly submits to call the new school the Harvard-Trump Golden collegiate academy, and Trump angrily insists on calling it Trump-Harvard
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Love to see my being exhausted snd broken as "restraint." Since my 20s ended, I've found the restraint to keep from drinking and dancing until 4 and challenging my friends to race up mountainsides, too! Such humility, such discretion!
Counter-point: "mask mandates, but only for my ingrate son and his smart-ass friends" would have had a vastly different reception. "Draft-age" and "peak MAGA demographic" is a venn diagram with a sliver of an overlap
