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Oh dear

We shant doom because

s/The disrespect to Seahawks legend River Cracraft has been noted

Moment of zen

Yeah strong maybe, that’s one where I can just see another team giving him more money. I’d love to have him in the fold

From some of the doom I’m scrolling through, many people may be hearing this welcome news for the first time

Scanning a little poast history and I’m aghast at the roster dooming.

The only FA I feel confident about the Seahawks retaining is Jobe. While that’s not fun, it’s ok. Still holding out hope for Ken

My Bluesky break is over and I’m back to remind you that the Seattle Seahawks earned a lil dub in the Supey

FTR 🤗

Trent McDuffie is a slot merchant and doesn’t make sense for Rams Why one of the most talked about trade pairings in the NFL makes little sense

So true

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Last thought before logging off until Monday….

If Johnny boy wants to play some 4-D chess? Pay Spoon today

Les Snead: “We need a Jamal Adams trade for the political right”

Levi’s is 40-ish miles away, so like, Lakewood lmao

Last post before I’m off: respectfully to you both, no it’s more like “what if Lumen was in Tacoma?” but like 10 miles further

Thanks! We’ll see how long I can actually make it

a man in a seahawks sweatshirt says take care of yall mentals ALT: a man in a seahawks sweatshirt says take care of yall mentals

Gotta sturdify the ol’ bean now and then

I’ll do my best to! You’re on guard duty while I’m out 🫡

Ha! Inshallah

Cheers friend, looking forward to the Lions resurgence on behalf of my midwest fam 🙏

You all too! This is a mentals and chicken break, we’ll see how honest I’ll be able to be about it

Aight y’all, barring some monumental news I’m gonna try to stay deactivated until the new league year-ish.

One last reminder that, lest we all forget, the 2025 Seahawks are Super Bowl Champions, and will be forever 🤙

You simply have to get out and look at cool shit. It will fix your brain.

Truke

25¢ into the Twitter jar

I legitimately don’t think they lose him

Free Meek Mill

Sherm left on pretty salty terms to a division rival, and was pumping the crowd up from the Seahawks legends float at the parade last week. In particular with the players involved in this championship run, I have a hard time seeing anyone staying mad for long, if at all.

That captures the mood here pretty perfectly

Walking around to all my Mufos like Tommy Shelby, getting in your face and sternly commanding “No fooking dooming”