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If I go get a pedicure today, it will instantly turn back to winter, right?

Look what has happened

Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.

Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

My Darling Jebidiah, it has 3267 long days and the siege continues. Macy’s One Day sale continues; I pray that one day we will see the end. Yours in searching discount house brand cashmere repeatedly, Adelaide

They did not touch, at least as far as I could tell. They were not touching when I got there-- there was about 2-3" between them. The Waymo apparently froze, and they had to wait about 30 minutes for it to be rescued. It's a very tight corner for the 24.

A #waymo and an #sfmuni bus have frozen traffic here at Noe & 30th.

These are my neighborhood raven buddies. We have a special thing going.

I taught some nieces and nephews how to do Chin Man then I sent a pack of 1000 googly eyes and a few hundred mustaches. Not sorry! #aunting

A scrub jay in a tree grooming its wing.

This is Jake Tapper, the scrub jay in my back yard that learned to tap 3X to get a peanut. Then taught all the other jays to tap for nuts. (Apologies to @jaketapper.bsky.social ) I’m doomed.

This just in: Macy's One Day Sale extended for 9472nd day.

When you want your in-laws to eat your cranberry sauce…

Seniors born in… 1979? Sob.

You would think a $425 shirt at Neiman Marcus might have a copy editor. #french #français #frenchfail

Marching against dick-taters. With @davidgallagher.bsky.social

PAWS? What kind of chickens are they?

On public transit, a tiny chihuahua peeking out from behind a backback with the faces of the Golden Girls emblazoned on it.

Epic dog/backpack combo on MUNI

Cousins?

Store display with 6 different Dodgers hats.

At the Aritzia store in SAN FRANCISCO. This is some bullshit.

Help, Japanese speakers! Is Daiso trolling me? What does this sound like to you? www.instagram.com/reel/DOowStT...

Good morning, San Francisco

Black wool jacket covered in cat hair

Rookie move not hanging up my black wool jacket. This is ONE NIGHT.

NO.
(At communal restaurant table)

Critic Hates Adrien Brody's Paintings As Much As Fans Hated His Oscars Speech The actor's art show at a New York gallery got brutalized in a review.

The article in question: www.huffpost.com/entry/critic...?

Screen shot of a headline reading, "Critic Hates Adrien Brody's Paintings As Much As Fans Hated His Oscars Speech"

This headline made me laugh.

Thanks, Duolingo. I feel seen.

Oh, great to see Space Force presenting the colors for the MLB All Star Game. And by great, I mean vomitous. And now that it's almost done, wow, a little pitchy, dog. It's a no for me.

Work sign on street that says do not enter work site without receiving “safety brief” (quotes around the words “safety brief”

I’m wearing some right now!

Where is the lie?

I'm working up a tshirt on one of them there print-on-demand places.

I wish I'd thought of "🚫🍆🥔" for a protest sign earlier. I felt all the NO 🍆TATOR signs really missed out on an opportuberty.