Traves (normal)

slay the spire 2

someone ordered a bouquet of flowers today but we didn’t have the one they wanted, so my coworker substituted it for SlimyGloop brand Slimy Sand (cotton candy scented) for some reason.

A digital doodle of an Isopod, with text to the right of it reading: THIS IS AN IPOD

while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.

Drawing of a puppy laying on a leaf with the caption; "Don't measure your progress by someone else's rules"

Self progress

Thought I’d give this platform a try, here goes!

Photo of a screen showing a storefront window in Resident Evil: Requiem, with a lot up neon sign that says "MEATLOAF BURGERS STEAK"

Bought the new resident evil game but haven't progressed all weekend because I'm trying to figure out how to glitch into this restaurant to try the meatloaf

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

You’re in her dms, I’m crashing my car into a fruit stand during a high speed chase

templeton's a pretty good rat name

I would never hurt a Wendy’s cashier. Even though those burgers are really supposed to be circles

if you close and immediately reopen the same app your phone should discharge a powerful electric shock

Hell yeah

Happy Soup It Forward Day to those who celebrate

could really use some treats in my enclosure

They just don’t make’em bigger than that

The largest number is 99

Shoutout to dogs fr

"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."

Mondo cool.

Knux x Piccolo

Lifehack: stop being how you are

dude is freakin zonked....

@beetlemoses.bsky.social thank you

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her