Sam Weaver

Wish I was important enough to have an Atlantic editor in my group chat, ngl

As a helicopter parent, the thing I want to understand is, where the hell are Musk’s and Zuckerberg’s mothers?

Five alarm fire.

www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

Literal same.

Sub-awardee here. 🙋🏻‍♀️ Can confirm: We still can’t access funding, which means we can’t move forward with planned hires to support SFA programs.

If you use tools and data from NREL, I recommend you download them now.

Musk's superteam of former iPad babies Read to the end for Plimbo

A good summary of the ongoing coup, if you're struggling to keep track:

Funding Notice: i2X Innovative Queue Management Solutions (iQMS) for Clean Energy Interconnection and Energization DOE and Joint Office of Energy and Transportation launch $11.2 million program to pilot solutions for managing renewable energy and electric vehicle charging interconnection and energization queues.

With complete sincerity, all I want for Christmas is for someone to automate the DER interconnection study process. 🙏😅 🔌💡

www.energy.gov/eere/i2x/fun...

“We had performed exhaustive outreach to the unhoused living in the encampment, but they mocked us with a silent, plasticine indifference and the individuals refused to move,” said SPD Officer Craig Pilot, a wise man tucked under his arm.

Where is the aliens-in-the-ocean content?

Is chumbawamba on here yet

Sad the Excel memes people aren’t here yet.

Hi BSky! I’m looking for other #energytwitter expats. And also memes.