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how ironic, my husband is “doing a bit” where he continues to not believe women. should they get together?

I’m so sorry, I haven’t made it out of the summary and I’m learning there is precedent from 2003 about adjectives before nouns?! I was already having triggering responses to the FTCA

I’d like sovereign immunity from husbands asking me to interpret opinions written by absolute twats (in this instance it’s Thomas).

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

very different vibe. it’s a maybe

Mmm I’ll allow it, if I could recommend the Kranks next year before the wolves. I guess I can wait until after the game to see if we made good choices, if so unfortunately have to watch the same movies every year

alright… which movie we talking about

currently on now. have no fear! awoooo

“It’s not as bad as I remember it being. A few more funny jokes.” - @fiveburger.bsky.social

the one flaw is that they glorify the cops who are going to door to door asking for donations and selling calendars.

Fake news. It was from the Minnesota Supreme Court

if Christmas with the Kranks is available on delta this will be the best flight ever! over/under getting @fiveburger.bsky.social to watch too?

This just in: it’s 3 drinks but no matter what he will have fun cause I’ll be there and I’m a delight

had to tell @fiveburger.bsky.social to turn on the shootout for @officialcpfc.bsky.social 👀 embarrassing. we know who the real fan of the family is. pay no attention to the fact that I accidentally walked into an arsenal bar

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anyone know where I can find my peanut butter cups that I haven’t eaten? @fiveburger.bsky.social

Mmstly black dog looks up at the camera annoyed while sitting in a blue chair snuggling with a pillow. clearly the dog was awoken from a nap

sometimes I interrupt his naps

Brilliant work here

I’m bummed they didn’t use Karl for his voiceover whining. opportunity missed

strong mayors can throw hissy fits too okay.

Either way, get the mayor out of office, get the feds out of our law enforcement, get the law enforcement out of our city.

MPLS and executive leadership has blindly allowed law enforcement to act without regard to its citizens or the constitution. there is no accountability. and now Frey is either (1) in the dark about the feds conducting operations in our backyards or (2) fine with it.

spine of Their Accomplices Wore Robes: How the Supreme Court Chained Black America to the Bottom of a Racial Caste System by Brando Simeo Starkey. Yellow and black stripes vertically up and down the spine

picked up my copy of Their Accomplices Wore Robes today and I’ll be buckling up. thanks @brandostarkey.bsky.social for the insane amount of work that went into this

black dog sat on a retaining wall with a pink vest on a pink leash

new vest who dis

Orange pink cocktail in a coupe glass. in the background is greenery

Dario patio • Gardener’s Break

the commercial where Moira Rose asks to play some woman “for those ultras” is unbelievable. those beers would be so warm by the time they are done. unrelatable

black dog looking exhausted

mondays be mondaying

I stand by it

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