Matthew

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Welcome to the world of Pokémon. 😍

A theme or type is the only way this is possible for me. Haha

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How do Pokémon fans so easily choose 6 favourite Pokémon for that online trend of making up their favourite team? I can’t even choose my top 10 Pokémon, and you all are choosing 6?!

I have my first face to face appointment in 8-10 years with my gastroenterologist because of my recent and current IBD flare up. I’m a bit nervous as I have no idea what the future holds in terms of my health, my IBD, or my medication. Whatever gets me back to work and the gym, hopefully. 🤞

The “lively but clumsy”, oh, Browt might actually be me. I think it’s grown on me the longer I’ve sat thinking about it… gone from potentially being my last choice to my potential first choice in 2 days haha 🌱

Yes!

I was meant to be going to Disneyland with the school I work at next week too, but have had to cancel it as I won’t be well enough, and I’ve got a string of hospital appointments end of next week. I’m so done.

I was meant to be getting a Raichu tattoo tomorrow, but had to postpone it as my IBD is flaring up big time. Missed a family member’s 70th birthday celebrations yesterday, and my best friend’s engagement party because of it too. I said it the other day and I’ll say it again - fuck IBDs 🖕🥲😫

😭😭 Mine was close. One last missed tackle and it would have been over for me. Forgot how dramatic battling used to be in the older games.

My Bulbasaur keeps knocking out all the Pidgey I come across with one critical hit ffs. 🤦‍♂️ Bulbasaur, please stop! 😂😭

I’ve decided I’m restarting and playing as Leaf instead. 😂

Been sat here for 5 minutes thinking of what I should name myself and my rival. Could do the typical MATT or Matthew, and then my rival my brother’s name, but I always used to do that… haven’t even thought about my choice in starter yet either 🥴🙃😭

Might be the first region in a while I’ll have to see the evolutions of all 3 Pokémon before choosing my starter haha.

Also, Browt looks like AngryBird.

Turtwig top is in the wash… so it’s a Team Rocket kinda day! 🤪

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Happy Pokémon Day! 🥰 #pokemon30 #pokemon #pokemonday

It was just for the Pokemon centre website/online store. It’s allowing me in now without a wait time, but dang, it must have really been busy earlier haha

The wait time is HOW LONG?! 😭
This is insane haha! Is it maintenance or are there genuinely that many people in the queue? Only wanted to browse. 😂 #pokemoncentre #pokemon30 #pokemoncentreuk

Torterra has been my favourite since I picked up and owned my very first Pokémon game, Pokémon Diamond. I had been a fan before this through my brother’s love of Pokémon, but after choosing my first starter Turtwig, there was no doubt in my mind that she would forever be my favourite! #pokemon30

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Just pre-ordered Pokémon LeafGreen 😍 Can’t wait to play it on Friday! 🍃

So, my IBD is definitely back with a vengeance. Nowhere near my worst, but I forgot how exhausting, nauseating, uncomfortable and draining it is to have such a flare up. Fuck IBDs🖕 #ibd #ulcerativecolitis #crohnsandcolitis #crohnsandcolitisuk

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*Me biting my screen seeing this. 🫦 Need.

*let

Ffs haha. You get me though. Just let me suck your d*ck

Aren’t I a lucky boy today 😉

Thank you for your service! 🫡 Now unzip, lay back, relax, and let’s me service you 😘😜

I will happily suck the d*ck of the man that sends me the Torterra 30th Anniversary logo. Do your thing fellas!

Think my IBD might be flaring up again. Not had this feeling in a long time. Stomach is cramping like crazy. Currently lying down massaging my belly to ease some discomfort. I hate this.

Haha, hi. It’s fine, you don’t have to shout, I see you 😘 x

Progress is coming on well, I think.
Had gym this morning and finished my 4th week of run club this evening. Food, sleep and then strength and conditioning tomorrow at the gym - let’s go!

Thank you! ☺️😘