A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
No more woke FBI. Any agent who doesn't beat their wife is OUT
every time a street in nyc becomes more pedestrian-friendly and more parking-hostile, all the local business guys who drive to the stores they own from their homes on long island, in jersey, the mcmansion-y parts of queens, all flip out wondering how people will get there. my man you dont live here!
Don't sleep on the 'made with AI' part
My three rabbits are named Philip, Seymour, and Hopman
people joke about what experiencing even the banalities of modern society would do to a medieval peasant, but here's a German tourist from a small farming village who says some Times Square salsa verde physically incapacitated him gothamist.com/food/theres-...
Getting a bird tattoo puts heron your chest
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
Billionaires’ % share of federal election spending in:
2008: 0.3%
2024: 19%
@nytimes.com #GildedAge
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Politically, this is incredibly stupid, but as a policy matter it’s also incredibly stupid.
The Democrats!
Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
ok I do prefer the AI writing to the human writing this time
Maybe we deserve what we’ve got coming to us
They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda
If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job
Impossible question. I believe all women have had an impact on my career.
Counter offer: Every American w/ over $10M in assets is taxed at 90%.
I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well
for a long time, i assumed there were two competing forces, Capital and Power, and at the end of the day, the former almost always restrained the latter. But now we have been introduced to a third force to which both are subservient: Pedophilia
Don’t know how this isn’t a bigger story. The Mayor of San Francisco Daniel Lurie lets his attack dog loose on the homeless population to instigate a fight, and stands by hands in pockets as a fight breaks out. Now the man acting in self defense from an unmarked attacker is in jail.
1) didn’t think it was funny 2) just want an actual AI policy position instead of satire acting as cover for what i assume is actual AI use in the newsroom 🤷 Would love to be proven wrong and resubscribe!
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
It’s actually FEWER Misérables
True independent thinkers don't change their clocks just because everyone else does. I will do my own research and determine what time it is
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
Most people will hopefully respond to this statement by Gottheimer by saying “I recognize that it is false to accuse Newsom of antisemitism for this.” But some will say, “If this is antisemitism, I don’t care about antisemitism.” Which is why this sort of rhetoric is so irresponsible.
