Ima Goat

Tina’s not sorry. She’s an entitled cuntmuffin who believes she’s above the law. Remember her initial arrest? Wut the fluff 😡🐐

That’s back when she had her original face…ijs 🐐

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Not sad about it at all…ijs 🐐

Dumb and dumber.

Guys, guys, guys #AnimalCaucus @xochiptx.bsky.social
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Did you see Jeopardy tonight?

Ima had to google the emoji…with my glasses on and my screen magnified to 3 words per line…ijs 🐐

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At least he’s consistent…consistently disappointing his constituents…ijs 🤬🐐

Today, tRump said “When crazy people have nuclear weapons, bad things happen.” And Ima can’t help but think he’s projecting again…ijs 🐐

Better than dead (maybe) 🐐

Also…why the fluff didn’t anyone stand up for this man…ijs 🤬🐐

Unlike Sen Sheehy, Ima stand with Sgt. McGinnis. Thank you for your service, sir! ❤️🐐

Thanks to Tillis for recognizing goat 🐐 #JusticeForNoemsGoat

ILU all the times 🐐❤️🦦

Hiya handsome 🐐❤️🐢

Dumb doesn’t even begin to describe her…ijs 🐐

Would you settle for a goat captain? 🐐🚤

My kid and their friends thrived as scouts with Scouting America after being shunned by girl scouts. This is tragic for so many trans kids who found acceptance and developed leadership skills. Ima worry that many won’t feel safe being part of the organization. 🐐

Ima not convinced she actually passed the GED…ijs 🐐

Pretty sure her soul is surrounded by fire and brimstone…ijs 🐐

And elected her TWICE…ijs 🐐

Even her word salad is getting more expensive…ijs 🐐

It’s almost always Boebs…ijs 🐐

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Ima guessing the bar Iz v v low…ijs 🐐

Keep calm and snowball on…ijs 🐐

That snowballed quickly 🤣🤣🐐🐐⛄️

Better than escalators…ijs 🐐

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ppl r gross…ijs 🐐

I thought it was more a warning for kids…if you don’t pay attention in school, you’ll end up living in Fresno…ijs 🐐