leaux

every time I play it I end up playing NMS lmaoooo

I need to double my ritalin and lock in to outer wilds. it doesn’t speak to me on a random Tuesday but I’m determined to have the experience

me describing the clit

incredible Google image search quadrant I cannot lie

haha yeah exactly :-)

it’s a very transmasc girl name tbh

I loved that name and also like Genevieve

usually I lean into it but at least once a year I have about 48 hours of reality-related psychosis I just kinda gotta shoulder thru until I calm down about the fact that I’m writing one of the Timelines

absolutely not

not my choice. Judd apatow is writing me :/

when I was in kindergarten I was in the nutcracker and I was one of mother Ginger’s children aka the drag queen on stilts with the kids under her skirt and mother ginger in my production was the owner of one of the original dogs for the first Taco Bell commercials and he gave me a plushie of her

She was a girl btw

Yeah and I knew his first owner like the original dog from the commercials

maybe this meant something ten years ago but you sound like a stupid, stupid bitch now. You sound like you’ve never looked at a plant. You sound like you’ve never left your house.

thanos snap for every games journalist/creator/youtuber still using the phrase “stunningly beautiful”

Pick a fucking lane!!!

“Markwayne”???

Okay you’ve got like ten days to learn

Saw him live twice in like a straight up stadium lol

treble one treble two treble three treble four treble one and hop back, and kick your heel, and onto your heel, treble down treble down is what I’m up to

“What are you doing for Saint p-“

I WAS A COMPETITIVE IRISH DANCER FOR TEN YEARS LEAVE ME ALONE

Nikki in a torn up r shirt lewk doing awkward girl shrug

I LOVED HER

American idol’s Nikki mckibbin in a kind of weird pseudo punk 2002 pop girl look

Googled my favorite S1 American idol contestant to see what she’s up to and learned she died of an aneurysm in 2020 and now my day is ruined RIP Nikki McKibbin you really gender confused me as a 9 year old with your sick style

Mirror selfie of me in a black button up and suspenders

born To pokopia forced To be a suspenders startender bartender

I did!

I keep my poly roasting offline and all for my future standup for this very reason

I told this to a poly as a personality type coworker of mine once when she wasn’t getting a flirt return from someone and she looked at me like I’d thrown gasoline in her eyeballs

it’s dragon quest builders Pokémon

this game fucks. calling it a life sim is a tiny bit of a stretch, it’s way more of a sandbox this far

they saved pokemans