Esquie's Body Double

This is very wise

I am fueled solely by tea and spite today 😴

So I *shouldn't* add several pounds of turmeric to my grocery list?

👀👀👀

I can't wait to hear how this goes!!

Fat man in only a tank top, hem lifted to reveal belly and pubic fat

The same fat man, facing away from the camera, butt exposed

Trying to kick off the week on a good note

A fat man in an open red flannel shirt, with a white underwater that rides up above his belly button

Fat bear Friday~

I felt SO bad that I couldn't just let his pep talk work 😭

Oh, *you* took an unexpected haymaker? 💀

Love my biweekly "cry while pretending to be a character in a goddamn game" appointment 🤣

Photo of a train ad with a spherical device on a cord that reads "I'll ride the "L" with you." Blue sharpie has been written over bottom of the ad reading "fucking orb is not your friend."

Life advice on the Purple Line

I can do both 😌

Legends claim he's still stuck there to this day...

Seeing a NastyPig logo in the workplace will *never* fail to be a jump-scare 🤣

Have a freshly-showered Thick Thursday✨

YA LOVE TO SEE IT

Dimension20 really said "sometimes the solution to you problems is to lean on community, and sometimes it's eating 12 entire bowls of moderately radioactive chili" and I think that's beautiful

Cheryl Hole in a Drag Race UK confessional with the caption "I'm ready for another week of me doing mediocre"

Me going into a new Magic prerelease weekend:

Sometimes a healing journey involves a few ass-beatings, and I think that's beautiful

JJK panel of post-Shibuya Incident Maki on a white background

She's about to commit SO many women's wrongs, and I'm gonna do a gay little clap each and every time

The Dril candle tweet, but for commissions

A far less clothed inaugural Tummy Tuesday for the year

Good morning to everyone except this evil bastard of a moo

Almost dehydrated because I spent nearly an hour of tonight's TTRPG session crying 🤣😭

"might"

Dear God, this was made in a lab specifically for me 🤣

Alright, time to finally give Blue Price a try

I can't wait to forget that you posted this and be jump-scared by seeing it later 🤣

As a player, it did not feel like a fuck up. Being on the back foot for so much of it created such delicious tension and led to some explosive RP moments, and I've*never* been so scared of a d100 roll before