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Garth Hudson in the streets // Rick Danko in the sheets

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Man Aja’s boyfriend can fucking hoop huh?

11.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Turned on the ceiling fan for the first time this year

11.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know much about astrology but I know to not get in your way

10.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Waiting to see if there’s gonna be a #WNBA season or not like

10.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Invisible ink :

The Lice series has always been my favorite Aesop stuff

10.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao he would hate to hear that. I should tell him

10.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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An Italian rapper named Al Dente

10.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Old coworker of mine made and posted one of my old drinks. This is as close as I can get to immortality

09.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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this is working on me

09.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can check. Too sweet for me but nice depth of flavor

08.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My hottest mental health take:

A lot of depression and anxiety is situational, and warranted, because people live in shit circumstances. They’re poor, without resources, etc. and the reason it’s become popular to blame β€œmental health” is because it’s a way of evading responsibility.

08.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1116 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 53

if youre not using a daylight high yield savings, youre leaving hours on the table

08.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The woman who eye fucked me at the deli counter was for sure picking up my rakish devil may care attitude

08.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At the grocery store with no list. Just freestyling it off muscle memory and vibes

08.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is really the only record by The Who one needs

08.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of iMessages between Jeffrey Epstein and a redacted individual. Dated 12/20/2018:

iMessage

[1] 2018-12-20 11:53:46 (UTC)

Sender: Self (jeeitunes@gmail.com)

Participants:

You guys need to understand that he is psychotic. And would not blink twice at encouraging an attack on us. So he can leap to the country.s defense.. mindset. If I go down I m taking everyone with

iMessage

[4] 2018-12-20 11:54:12 (UTC)

Sender: Self (e:jeeitunes@gmail.com)

Participants:

), Self (e:jeeitunes@gmail.com)

Cornering a rat, never a good idea

A screenshot of iMessages between Jeffrey Epstein and a redacted individual. Dated 12/20/2018: iMessage [1] 2018-12-20 11:53:46 (UTC) Sender: Self (jeeitunes@gmail.com) Participants: You guys need to understand that he is psychotic. And would not blink twice at encouraging an attack on us. So he can leap to the country.s defense.. mindset. If I go down I m taking everyone with iMessage [4] 2018-12-20 11:54:12 (UTC) Sender: Self (e:jeeitunes@gmail.com) Participants: ), Self (e:jeeitunes@gmail.com) Cornering a rat, never a good idea

A screenshot of messages between Jeffrey Epstein and a redacted individual. Dated 12/20/2018:

Sender: Self (jeeitunes@gmail.com) Participants:

They are going drip by drip. But rats go crazy BEFORE the cage closes. Too much time . The republicans are beginning to understand.. I would nt be surprised to see him do things that might encourage a real problem

iMessage

[3] 2018-12-20 12:14:22 (UTC)

Sender: Self (e:jeeitunes@gmail.com)

Participants: (), Self (e:jeeitunes@gmail.com)

So he can rush to the country defense

A screenshot of messages between Jeffrey Epstein and a redacted individual. Dated 12/20/2018: Sender: Self (jeeitunes@gmail.com) Participants: They are going drip by drip. But rats go crazy BEFORE the cage closes. Too much time . The republicans are beginning to understand.. I would nt be surprised to see him do things that might encourage a real problem iMessage [3] 2018-12-20 12:14:22 (UTC) Sender: Self (e:jeeitunes@gmail.com) Participants: (), Self (e:jeeitunes@gmail.com) So he can rush to the country defense

A screenshot of messages between Jeffrey Epstein and a redacted individual. Dated 12/20/2018:

iMessage

[1] 2018-12-20 12:21:49 (UTC)

Sender: Self (jeeitunes@gmail.com)

Participants: (), Self (jeeitunes@gmail.com)

We only had 2k troops there, if he were to bomb Iran, they would be slaughtered

iMessage

2018-12-20 12:22:26 (UTC) [3]

Sender:

Participants:

Oh! That would be crazy!!

A screenshot of messages between Jeffrey Epstein and a redacted individual. Dated 12/20/2018: iMessage [1] 2018-12-20 12:21:49 (UTC) Sender: Self (jeeitunes@gmail.com) Participants: (), Self (jeeitunes@gmail.com) We only had 2k troops there, if he were to bomb Iran, they would be slaughtered iMessage 2018-12-20 12:22:26 (UTC) [3] Sender: Participants: Oh! That would be crazy!!

It's so disgusting but very clear how Epstein and Trump were best friends Because Epstein said this about Trump in 2018 and this lines up with the most recent file release last Thursday. FBI interviewed one of Trump's victims he assaulted as a child. So he bombed Iran.

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08.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Listened to Prince this morning for a few hours and it’s almost midnight and I’m still horny

08.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Idk man the thing about Prince is even his β€œlesser” records are fucking heat

07.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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welcome back Groucho Marx. love your podcast

07.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Arike and her hand are ok. #WNBA

06.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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I saw this outfit the other day and I think this might work for you

06.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

haha yeah i could see that

06.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Arike, go head and drop the tape

06.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Rob for the King’s X fan representation here. I also knew their Black Flag before the band of the same name. Reading a review of their record referenced the band and that’s how I discovered them 🫑

06.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh ok β€œambassador” makes a lot of sense to me. I can def see that

06.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But you might be right. Idk

06.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s an interesting idea. Tho I have doubts any white musician is that intentional about it ya know? It’s always struck me more as that early punk thing of β€˜this is dope and I want to incorporate it into what I do’ ie the Clash, Blondie etc

06.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s the best time of the year

06.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Fuck

05.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chuck you would have loved remote work

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0