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a man wearing a red hat is standing in front of a spinning wheel that says cvx on it ALT: a man wearing a red hat is standing in front of a spinning wheel that says cvx on it
06.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At what point do calls for another Scottish #indyref become a thing?

(Joke, joke.)

06.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I suspect they'll be quite adaptable to the market. Bild is fairly RW and the CEO's own views are well known but they've kept Politico on an even keel. If the Tel's business model is frothing then they'll froth.

06.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Surprised they've not expired by now anyway.

06.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Right, so they can be taught differently in the same school without creating secondary moderns, from which no one used to go to university (in the days of lower univ entrance generally obvs) because they were of massively lower quality than grammars. Comps are not. This honestly isn't v difficult.

06.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a real video from the official White House account on a war that is currently killing people. I don’t know how the US is going to come back from this.
The post was β€œJUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ”₯”

06.03.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 3045 πŸ” 1064 πŸ’¬ 645 πŸ“Œ 1155

You're part of the biometric informatics elite? Might have known.

06.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yebbut people voted for another mad thing Farage was touting.

06.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Apart from all the evidence, plus the existence of streaming in comps.

06.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d not even thought of that but Christ you’re right, aren’t you.

06.03.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*end up

06.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Easier when you have a smallish number of grammars in a small area where parents can move around to get a comp education. Not when it’s national. Going back to grammars would be a terrible idea.

06.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Also private/grammar pupils end of with newspaper columns so there’s a disproportionate number of them bladdering on about how great grammars are.

06.03.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s no such thing as β€œcomprehensive/secondary modern”. Comps are a non-selective system. A selective system produces poor schools for the non-selected, that’s the point of them.

06.03.2026 09:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah good point. Or maybe it’s a sign of determination and fortitude. Either way it’s nuts.

06.03.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IKWYM but there does seem to be an extreme aversion to taxes even among people who will barely notice paying them. Otherwise hedgies wouldn’t fight like hell to keep the tax treatment for carried interest.

06.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

These headlines should always read β€œNew secondary moderns set to return”, since that’s where most kids will go under that system.

06.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

I had this experience a few years ago. He’s not always wrong.

05.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Becoming standard I think over last few years, partly reflecting the rise of the women's game.

05.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months."

β€” Donald Rumsfeld on the Iraq War (7 Feb 2003).

05.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1851 πŸ” 681 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 74

There's one who actually provides reading lists in the form of URLs. Absolute respect for his/her game.

05.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Another splendid reader comment for my Bluesky bio, following the earlier β€œsinecured oaf”.

05.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a good point actually. If you’re referring to someone as β€œHarry Maguire”then the default expectation is that is his name, and if it’s not the footballer commonly but apparently erroneously known as β€œHarry Maguire” then it must be another Harry Maguire whose name is actually Harry Maguire.

05.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

China mulls telling Secretary Bessent where to go.

05.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Only Harry Maguire played football for England.

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your regular reminder that the UK is in fact a high trust society and anyone who implies it isn’t is either selling you a pup or has bought one.

05.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1138 πŸ” 336 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 18

Reupping for the US. Your president isn't very good, you know. A word to the wise.

05.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

The importance of a second mention 🫢

05.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Movie title, very simply: AVOIDANCE.

05.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0