Helen O'Hara

I enjoy the fact that "draw abs on the bow" is a key part of the process.

The churn is a real problem. For cinemas too, I guess! They're trying to be essentially on demand for the big films, since people don't plan anymore, but that leaves v little room for everything else.

Hmm, both messy AF. Depends on your mood. GLHFDD is sillier and more fun. TB! has more respectable trappings to its madness. I had more fun watching GLHFDD but it hasn't stuck with me at all.

The Bride! is much more fun to think about afterwards than to watch.

Fuck, that graph is startling and bleak

Aw, thoughts and prayers to them. Cheerful laughing thoughts, and prayers that this makes them consider being fucking members of fucking society, but thoughts and prayers all the same.

Both fighting the good fight and a losing battle.

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

Javier Bardem photographed exclusively by his wife, Penélope Cruz sitting on a kitchen top smiling

Javier Bardem photographed exclusively by his wife, Penélope Cruz in black and white with no top on

Javier Bardem photographed exclusively by his wife, Penélope Cruz with no top on and smiling

Javier Bardem photographed exclusively by his wife, Penélope Cruz playing with a dog

Good morning to Penélope Cruz' photos of Javier Bardem and Penélope Cruz' photos of Javier Bardem only

A small girl wearing a rabbit costume and blue coat carries a book as she walks to school. Her mother (head out of shot) wheels her baby brother along in a pushchair. The baby says "Peter Rabbit may be the 'Hero' of the story, but surely the obedient, widowed Mrs Rabbit is a more effective symbol of the oppression inherent within Mister McGregor's regime" The girls looks furious and snaps "Mum!! He's critiquing my world book day costume from a marxist perspective again!"

A cartoon reminder that tomorrow is World Book Day (In the UK anyway). Originally for the @theguardian.com

Social reactions are open but reviews have to wait for next week. I hope people go see this, ideally in droves.

I still think you could have made it a delightful surprise, certainly for the first trailer.

I guess they have decided that's not a spoiler, that's the movie. I think they coulda maybe held back but I have a lot of goodwill towards it now so I'll allow it.

I would die for him.

Same!

I also loved the book!

I could not love #ProjectHailMary more if you slathered it in buttercream and called it a birthday cake. If it had a face I would snog it. My husband wouldn't even mind.

Yes I agree! It's not their fault the jokes are tired and entire scenes are lifted wholesale from other, better films.

I felt a twinge of nostalgia for Scary Movie prior to watching the new trailer, like maybe I was hard on them all those years ago? Regina Hall is great! I like many Wayans! And yeah, no, I remember now.

I like it when you order food and they give you a robot hostage. When the robot screams, you trade it back for food and never speak of your crime again.

Labour's swing toward racism is perhaps the biggest unforced error in British political history; burnt their base to ashes and won them not a single vote on the right.

Ayyye Big 4!

That's definitely a good sign that we're about to explode.

When a System literally manages all variety out of itself to extinction; it's a matter of WHEN not IF that System will fail.

A poor Labour canvasser came to my door in London last night and I told her as much. At length. Hopefully something, somewhere gets through to them.

Angelina Jolie around 1998

Angelina Jolie, recently

Born June 4, 1975, Angelina Jolie is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats Angelina! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

Take TWO raptors into the shower? Not me. Not since I got myself a

We went through a phase where they turned up a lot in movies too: How To Train Your Dragon, Superman Returns, a few others. Having grown up near the Giant's Causeway I choose to see it as a tribute to my homeland.

He ate ALL my carefully grated cheese! I had set up a whole toppings station in a very efficient style and I turned my back for ONE MINUTE! #neverforget

Icarus at 300ft

Anyway, I get the Heated Rivalry hype now, well done everyone involved.

(this is a comment on his curls / general appearance, not an accusation of evil-doing, in case that wasn't clear. I'd also be open to him playing Michelangelo's David)