Season 5 / Episode 17
"Oh, stupid tornado!
Ha ha! It got Patty and Selma."
"I feel it all the way up my skirt."
"Ditto."
Season 4 / Episode 22
"Come on, you stupid horse!
I got my last ten bucks on you.
No, don't look at me. Run!
No, don't come over here.
Oh, boy."
Season 9 / Episode 1
"What a magical city.
Can we come back next year, dad?"
"We'll see, honey. We'll see."
Season 7 / Episode 12
"I won't be able to play tonight.
My old gimpy knee has gone akimbo again."
"Take that!"
"Ooh... Smithers.
That precision assault popped it back into place.
Thank you, masked stranger."
"Oh! He's gonna ruin everything."
Season 6 / Episode 11
"How many people want Homer
banned from this place for life?"
"Aw, come on, everybody.
This bar is like a tavern to me."
"Sorry Homer, you should have thought of that
before you gave me the old 'sugar me do.'
I'm taking your caricature down from Mount Lushmore"
Season 5 / Episode 16
"This is Ned Flanders, my friend!"
"What did he say?"
"I don't know.
Something about being gay."
Season 7 / Episode 18
"Hey, Dad?
Can I have a thousand dollars?"
"All right.
Wait a minute!
For what?"
"To pay for a lawyer for my bum."
"Forget it."
Season 5 / Episode 22
"Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl.
Ya just give' em one of these."
Season 9 / Episode 23
Season 9 / Episode 23
Season 7 / Episode 7
"Hey, Homer, you promised mom
you wouldn't wear your dress outside."
"Nuts to that. I'm going to the movies."
Season 4 / Episode 12
"And let me say
May the force be with you."
"Do you even know who I am?"
"I think I do.
Weren't you one of the little rascals?"
Season 7 / Episode 17
"Son, this is Mrs. Burns.
I just called to say I don't love you.
You are a bad son, Mon... tel."
Season 9 / Episode 3
Season 3 / Episode 4
"Can you mix drinks?"
"I don't know."
"I'll have a Manhattan."
"Make Legs a Manhattan."
"I'm not sure I... "
Season 8 / Episode 9
"Yeah, it's a lazy, dog-dangling afternoon.
But something's a little off.
Hey, Marge, you don't smoke."
"Well, I just felt like filling the house
with the rich, satisfying smell of tobacco."
Season 7 / Episode 23
"You want to pick on immigrants?!
Then pick on Willie!"
Season 6 / Episode 16
"900 dollarydoos!?
Tobias! Did you accept a six-hour
Collect call from the states?"
"It was an emergency call from the International
Drainage Commission in Springfield.
"Oh, my God!
There's nothing wrong with the bidet, is there?"
Season 5 / Episode 10
"Now, to the plant!
We'll take the Spruce Moose!
Hop in!"
"But, sir"
"I said hop in."
Season 7 / Episode 18
Season 4 / Episode 3
"Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide
Homer to the mattress, square and true.
Okay."
Bicho papão????
Season 4 / Episode 15
♪ if you think I'm cuddly ♪
♪ and you want my company ♪
♪ come on, wifey, let me know ♪
♪ ow, ow, oww! ♪
Season 3 / Episode 23
"Oh, don't you worry.
Most of you will never fall in love
and marry out of fear of dying alone."
Season 6 / Episode 3
"And is this your girlfriend, Ralph?"
"Yes. I love Lisa Simpson
And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
Season 4 / Episode 15
"What do you say to a boy to let
him know you're not interested?"
"Let me handle this, Marge. I've heard them all.
I like you as a friend.
I think we should see other people
I no speak english.
I'm married to the sea.
I don't want to kill you, but I will..."
Season 4 / Episode 15
Season 8 / Episode 19
"Mrs. Krabappel and principal Skinner
were in the closet making babies.
And I saw one of the babies
and the baby looked at me."
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Season 5 / Episode 2
"Do you want to see my new
chain saw and hockey mask?!"
