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Subcommander T’Porter

@augustusporter

Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx. Tall, but not professionally tall. Normal zebra. FAA certified drone pilot.πŸ––πŸΎ He/Him πŸ“ATL

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Like the great Fiona Apple once said, β€œLet me know the way before there’s hell to pay”

07.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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These are actual things I saw at two different restaurants in downtown Pensacola, Florida. I stand by my reaction.

05.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Bangles - Eternal Flame (Official Video)
The Bangles - Eternal Flame (Official Video) YouTube video by TheBanglesVEVO

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04.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a lovely night out with @emptvee.bsky.social #MmmmSteaks

04.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I really appreciate Slipknot’s β€œIf you got time to lean, you got time to hit a keg with a baseball bat” approach to stage craft.

02.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prices are never going down because there's no real incentive. The system demands constant growth. Higher prices ensure profits. If you lower prices, you have to increase sales to get the same effect, which is both more work and less certain.

01.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

01.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 10489 πŸ” 2192 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 63

You know what’s awesome? Being able to openly discuss your reservations about a thing with your partner because you know they will both listen and understand.

01.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re zombified, pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots, but they’re our zombified, pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots

27.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How I’m tryna be

23.02.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

get you a partner who listens to ABBA and the Bee Gees every [metric] inch as unironically as you do

23.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Took a break from cross stitch, but I’m back at it

20.02.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The last two times I’ve head Achy Breaky Heart have been in Buc-ee’s

20.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: I’ve seen Jack McBrayer in 3 different things in the last 2 days

19.02.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For someone who doesn’t believe in white privilege this dude has a lot of stories that end with β€œso then they let me off with a warning” #WhitePrivilegeBelievesInYou

18.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some say it’s hard on the knees

12.02.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spanakopita!

24.01.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Possibly working on it

24.01.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.01.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.01.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
5 guitars mounted on the wall

5 guitars mounted on the wall

They definitely look better here than in my closet. Maybe now I’ll remember to play them

15.01.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

28.12.2025 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAlexa, go on, take away this song”

23.12.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Stock price chart showing the 64% decline over the last six months for duolingo

Stock price chart showing the 64% decline over the last six months for duolingo

Duolingo announced it was going β€œAI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.

05.12.2025 16:43 πŸ‘ 6323 πŸ” 1460 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 438

Add milk and sugar to Rice Krispies and you’ve got a delicious breakfast. Add marshmallows and butter and all of a sudden I’m β€œsetting a bad example for the children”

06.12.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They've spent trillions of dollars and countless hours of work writing code and building carbon-spewing data centers to create a plagiarism machine that's no more accurate than the drunk at the end of the bar in 1985 confidently opining on nonsense. It's the circle of bullshit.

27.11.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Well, luck be in the air tonight

24.11.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you don’t have to be exceptional to have any value.

23.11.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0