Chris

HoRsEsHoE tHeOrY

Map of the Glasgow subway showing that it is in fact a single circle

somebody just stuck their head into the subway carriage and asked where this train was going, which caused some bafflement

imagine being a history buff and getting this random tattoo on your chest that you look at every day in the mirror and then when you watch history documentaries for the next 20 years you never notice that all the nazi uniforms had your chest tattoo on their hats?

Hard agree

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

That’s your own decision mate. I wouldn’t vote for someone who can’t meet a basic standard of empathy.

That’s not what I said. Values as a generality, as in not supporting genocide and protecting the rights of minorities.

Like, the simple stuff.

It’ not expecting perfection to want to agree with your voted representative’s values buddy.

It’s always the ones you most expect

You sound like a cunt

For no particular breaking topical reason, a recent (award-winning) cartoon.

When will he fuck off to the wilderness with the cannibal guy and Emile Hirsch?

how I arrived on bluesky from x:

Right into the vein

One of my pet annoyances is the current gym bro thing for eating stuff called like “dog bowls” that’s just a messy pile of meat and carbs.

Trying to gentrify depression food.

I mean living in the uk is shitty. Not sure about selfish though.

They lie, it’s bodega chopped cheese which is like a sandwich with depression.

I still have that book. It’s in a locked vault for everyone’s safety.

It’s so good. Ralph Fiennes is in great form at the moment.

I see your military industrial complex and raise you a metal bar.

What’s the plan after the airstrikes? Just leave the population to the mercies of whichever faction has the most guns?

Can you imagine how insufferable he’ll be when he finally posts something that doesn’t age like milk.

The one high point of this government is that they make Otto English look like a cunt at least once a day.

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

It’s becoming more and more pointless to try and talk to them tbh.

You get the same parade of obtuse replies until you get bored of banging your head against a wall and mute them.

You just did.

It doesn’t matter if you parrot one of their talking points or all of them.

The gender critical movement.

Why do you agree with a movement that is actively harming trans people then?

Why are you defending baby killers Bill?