Chili

“what a nerd lol" i say with barely controlled lust

I don’t know…being at each other’s throats sounds pretty sexy.

i cant tell if my friends pretend im stupid with me or if they think im actually stupid

my online friends shouldnt be worried that im going to murder them, they should be worried that im going to stuff trinkets from their house in my mouth and eat them

Must I “flirt”? A good soulmate would know that’s what I’m trying to do when I do my best to piss them off.

smoking weed is like factory resetting my back/ribs

once i get an oil change on myn car my friends better watch out im gonna be outside ur houses asking to scissor our barbies

Laying in bed, friend asks "hey can you jump in call we've got questions for you

Of course we hop in anything to help our dear friends

"so sage has some theories about how one would fuck a 3ds, would you do it hotdog style?"

is it so wrong of me to want to kiss osmebodie!? i am deprived! i am so sad!

why would you end that text with a period? do you hate me now?

no scrubs just daddy

waiting for my emotional reaction to match my physical reaction of getting in my first car crash, but getting drunk after mightve put a stint in that

scraping my teeth against concrete and leaving a bite mark. concrete is no match for me.

and for my next trick, i'll manipulate you into thinking i am the funniest, sexiest, nicest, prettiest, interestingest, thickest bitch alive and then counteract the spell by being severely mentally unwell

breakdancing on their grave just to flex

call me water the way i waste

thinking about how close i am to peace, ive had 2 new numbers in the past 6 months, a new address (3 times now) in the span of 6 months, cut off everyone but my dad, and have dialed back on my social medias. is this what peace is

work wife got so serious we moved in together and have had sex, where does the line blur between work wife and home wife?

i hate when people assume i dont do shit!!!! i do shit its just not relevant to you!

screammingggggg screaaaammm raahhhhhh i just live here eeeeeeeuuuggghhhhb raaahhh

when the balls rolling, meatballs that is, meatballs...

we could be in the middle of a traumatic event and ur still gonna hear me clacking my tongue ring on my teeth sorry bae its a stress response

my head is empty but i think its from im eating edibles again and not in a constant fight or flight mode

achieved cat lady final boss, my work computer background is my cats and then also my best friends cat in a collage

a very raw post: i did my make up, no particular reason, but i did my make up like i was 17 again. before him. before he stripped me to the bone. she was still there, right where i left her. she is safe now. she waited to come back. after everything she is still there, and i still love her.

why do migraines feel like an explosion in my brain !!!

shout out to my cats, you guys destroy everything. where did you find a mcdonalds bag? we dont even eat mcdonalds anymore

i need taco bell in my fucking hole

telling my friends i love them is so embarrassing to me, not because i dont want to tell them that but somehow its just easier for me to say if they were sad id let them hit. as soon as i say i love you i just shut down and recoil like i have issues, i have issues but thats not my point. uh anyways.