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Reverend Danny Smite

@reverenddanny

I’m the guy who does the stuff.

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I’m sitting here living my California dream one cup of coffee at a time.

19.02.2026 20:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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14.02.2026 13:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And…
Jeff Goldblum as the system AI.

09.02.2026 04:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hear me out…
Matt Berry cast as Dungeon Crawler Carl.

07.02.2026 09:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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06.02.2026 18:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another successful dawn patrol completed.
I’m taking the new scooter out for a short ride in a bit. I’ll post a pic.

06.02.2026 15:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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05.02.2026 14:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

17.01.2026 17:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These Dungeon Crawler Carl books are like The Hunger Games on acid on a galactic scale.
But it’s comedy.
Read up.
10/10

17.01.2026 13:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good morning, everyone.
I made coffee.
I’ll turn the heat up if you don’t want to wear clothes.
I’m putting on some music. Tell me what you want to hear.
We’ll go on dawn patrol a little later.

17.01.2026 13:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Black Cherry Soda
Black Cherry Soda YouTube video by Some Hearts - Topic

The song that plays on repeat in my head today.
You’re welcome.

youtu.be/wIqdpXOp66c?...

18.12.2025 18:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I heard Dildo & Narcan are opening for Metallica.

17.12.2025 23:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s important to dress appropriately for special events.
Also, if you’re going to buy a hockey sweater (or any sports jersey), it’s important to get a good one.

14.12.2025 19:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Tonight!

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14.12.2025 16:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

God.
Damn.
It.

I suppose it’s just a matter of time before worlds collide.

I may be heading out for work with the cops to bust a…
Let me see if I have this right…
A “Swingers Party”.

Yeah.

No clue what laws are being broken.

Damn.
Sorry guys and good girls.

09.12.2025 23:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pulpo y Camaron Sayulita because I love myself and I just showed up well in court for work.

09.12.2025 22:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Buenos dias, amigos.

I finally took the stand in one of my theft cases today.
I’ve been subpoenaed several times, but this was my first time testifying.
It went well.
It was just a preliminary hearing, so I expect to return.
It was fun.

09.12.2025 22:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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26.11.2025 21:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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GM

14.11.2025 17:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Why you should let me borrow your boyfriend | Girl on the Net Welcome! Thanks for coming! Please help yourself to cake! Here's a brief presentation I've prepared on why you should let me borrow your boyfriend.

One from way back in the archives. It's not so much a blog post as an indecent proposal...

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...

(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)

14.11.2025 12:50 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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I thank all of you for the opportunity.

11.11.2025 14:32 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m on my patio with a book and a drink.
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻

06.11.2025 02:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somebody help me. I can’t shut up.

31.10.2025 20:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The witch and her bookwyrm (2022) 💚📗

#nsfwart #pinup

27.10.2025 17:06 👍 2783 🔁 505 💬 4 📌 2
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Hi, guys. Checking in from Kern River Brewing Company in the Sierra Mountains.

03.10.2025 01:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am.
I really need to show up for the live show a bit more often.
How are you doing?

19.09.2025 03:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@rnrmanifesto.bsky.social Greg!!!
I miss you, brother.
Still listening faithfully.

19.09.2025 02:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ghislaine Maxwell is about to slip on a banana peel.

24.07.2025 17:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s no way y’all figured out who. That’s on Twitter.

23.07.2025 21:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s challenging. Daunting. Highly rewarding. This is my first time doing anything like this.
Thank the gods, I have the full support of both partners.

That’s the news from Lake Woebegone.

23.07.2025 21:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0