Kara Ever After

Commissions for @karasudatu.bsky.social and @maudesoee.bsky.social~

my love language is that you're the only person not ignored on the days i don't want to talk to anyone

a man with a beard is sleeping in a bed ALT: a man with a beard is sleeping in a bed

When I think I overslept until sunrise because of daylight savings but it’s just a nuclear bomb

We're getting too old for fairies and magic. It's time to focus on serious topics like faeries and magick

a woman in a superhero costume is looking up in front of a building ALT: a woman in a superhero costume is looking up in front of a building

whenever you're feeling sad and lonely, dont forget ur also not doing well financially

“It’s raining product”

*appears in the periphery of your vision at frightening moments throughout your life*

"DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"

ok well first of all I'm like a human corrupted by evil energies and not a monster and Second of all scientists dont even know whats in evil and if it belongs in this world or not yet so you're making unfounded assumptions

last night’s blood moon over the statue of liberty

hard to imagine a more dire omen

we really have reached the era of Postmodern War. Why did it start? Who is involved? What are the goals?

Open to interpretation

A VRChat Predator Ring's Unhinged Plot To Kill YouTube video by OffisuhKiwi

youtu.be/7pDHWV596cI?...

The past is alive. Fiat justitia.

#furry #nsfw

Millennials watching boomers destroy everything yet again

my mom said she can pick us up from the psych ward if your mom can drop us off

a man in a suit and tie is waving his hand in front of a window with blinds . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is waving his hand in front of a window with blinds .

What if a good thing happened? That might be a fun change of pace

I realize I’ve posted about this before, but I really can’t overemphasize that you do not belong in the left lane babe.

The left lane is for criminals.

microdosing hell by waking up every morning

Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too

if ur in a tough situation and don't know what to do - immediately escalate to violence. follow me for more life advice 🖤

Hearing the Royal Family are devastated after Prince Andrew's car crash next Wednesday.

a man with a mask on his face is saying the fire rises ALT: a man with a mask on his face is saying the fire rises

Prince Andrew arrested

a woman with long blonde hair is sitting at a table with her hand on her shoulder . ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is sitting at a table with her hand on her shoulder .

“Did you hear Netanyahu has blood cancer?”

“I don’t believe that man’s ever been to medical school”

is unironically one of the funniest lines. It kills me everytime I think of it

Me pulling up to the Taco Bell drive thru at midnight.

it's ok to not have a valentine. i didn't have a father on Father's Day

i’m not having a baja blast

i’m actually having a baja hard time

I DEFY YOU HEART MAN

go ahead and tattoo “OUT OF ORDER” across my forehead

“You better not be Billy the fucking Puppet when you get here”

Me outside their house: