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my girlfriend hates when i say 'calm down' so instead ive opted for 'oh youre fiiine'

woah such gear envy

i posted this at 2:55 am?? this has to be because im in europe rn, because she wasn't that cute

Just because she looks cute in a scuba suit, does not mean she'll be cute above water

her very first post she was a baby who knew nothing at all

in my mind a bachelor party should include 4 years of general celebrations to prepare you for a postgraduate party but to each their own

thx i stole it from some one else lmao <3

unfortunately, it is alaska.

i think, after many years, there is a new place i want to travel to.

bsky knows what you are

for you its fine but generally no!

but then i come to my senses and tell them the prelude to bachs cello suite no 1

shostakovich waltz no 2

you know ska? oomcha oomcha oomcha oomcha

looking back on portlandia, i dont think it was that funny, but theres a few bits that fundamentally rewired my brain

🎵she's making jewelry noooww🎵

very Zen

wikipedia page for type theory, which i wont pretend to understand

when i was coming up a "type" was just what people you found hot but now its like.. its like uhhh...hm.....

mmm yippee

no yea man thats crazy say you catch the game last night?

from start to finish 😎

whee-lo toy. red plastic wheel between a bent metal rod. blue plastic bits

me fr

not like 'would you still love me' just like..what if?

what if i was a giant eel?

all socks no brain uwu

teaching went better today i think. idk if it was more informative but i had more fun doing it

no prob bob

hotter than hells half acre

[adam (excluded middle) savage voice] i reject your rejected rejection and substitute my own

doing it on twitter makes it a cybersyllogism

"just a bug in amber"