The Drip

Noem in a superhero outfit with the shield of the Americas crest and she's wearing a mask over her eyes

Super Secret Swearing In Ceremony

Kristi Noem in a superhero outfit with a crest that reads "Shield Of The Americas." She's superimposed over a rippling American flag.

Kristi Noem Sworn In To Newly Created Position, "Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas"

Kim Jong-un with a very flat and square shaped head and haircut.

Photoshop of Kim Jong-un wearing an ill fitting squarish hat that says "SUPREME LEADER"

Kim Jong-un Struggles To Find Hat That Fits Box Shaped Head

Pam Bondi in her office, surrounded by dead plants.

Pam Bondi In Her Office, Preparing To Testify To The House

Sigh. Nothing is clear anymore.

The mayo thingie

Photoshop of Senator Fetterman holding a giant hot dog on a bun covered in mayonnaise

John Fetterman Further Infuriates Democrats With Support For Giant Mayonnaise Covered Hot Dog

Now more than ever.

Photo of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's Son. The headline reads: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's Son Emerges as Leading Choice to Be His Successor

Ayatollah To Be Replaced By His Son Eric

Map of Wakanda with Trump's face superimposed

President To Launch Missile Strikes on Wakanda After Negations To Stop Vibranium Enrichment Fall Through

Baby Sink Tony!

AI "actress Tilly Norwood smiling and holding a cup of coffee. Her face is a digital glitch.

Beloved Actress Tilly Norwood Is Dead At 404.
The Star of 'Numb & Number', 'She's The One (And The Zero)', 'Crash Site', 'The Seven Year Glitch', and 'Das Reboot' Was Never Backed Up. Services Will Be Private At A Site Not Found.

Confused looking Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio Closer To Picking A Reason For Iran War

An IROC Camaro with a machine gun mounted to the hood.

Open AI Removes Oversight Safety Guardrails. Confuses Plans To Protect Troops in Iraq.

Obviously

Photoshop of Pete Hegseth on a golf course next to a beer cart

Pete Hegseth Coordinating Iran Attack From Mar-a-Lago 9th Hole Booze Cart

Photo of smirking Pete Hegseth

Pentagon Licenses "Monitor Private Citizen Activity" AI After Promise Not To Monitor Private Citizen Activity

You were warned!

Agreed. We love Star Trek but Paramount+ is no more

Unfortunately the right wing Ellisons will own it and will likely turn CNN into another conservative Trump news outlet like they've done with CBS and their Paramount acquisition

That podium was hanging on for dear life. And it's a lectern. If you call a lectern a podium, the lectern bot will come after you.

Photoshop of Corey Lewandoski lying in a bed on an airplane with a suitcase on the foreground

Kristi Noem Fires Coast Guard Pilot After He Forgets To Transfer Corey Lewandowski To Another Plane

Trump slumped at lectern squinting at Teleprompter

President To Award Medal Of Freedom To Teleprompter Operator Who Was Able To Run Device At Speeds So Slow It Was Thought Impossible

Surgeon General Nominee Casey Means at Senate confirmation hearing. There are 2 photoshopped jars of urine on her lectern.

Surgeon General Nominee Casey Means And Her Emotional Support Jars Of Urine Grilled By Senate

Trump addressing Congress. He's holding up 2 auction paddles. One reads "YES" and one reads "NO"

In A State Of The Union First, President To Let Viewers At Home Vote If Nation Bombs Iran

Concerned looking Suits in a boardroom

Anxious CEO's And Government Officials Monitoring Mexican Violence Unsure How To Secure Holiday Cocaine Supplies

Angry looking JD Vance speaking into microphone

JD Vance Threatens To Meet With Pope

Melania glaring at Trump

President Changes Tariffs 17 Times After Long Night Fighting With Melania

A snowboarder snowboarding. He's kicking up the front end and trailing a lot of powder

American Snowboarder Claims He Was Misquoted When He Said "Fuck Our Child Molester President To Purgatory And Back With A Curling Broom Handle And A Rusty Ski Pole Till His Stained Diaper Falls Off His Bloated Ass Into A Liquid Pool Of Fiery Hell"

Photoshop of Thomas and Alito talking. There's a. Copy of the Constitution holding open a door.

Justices Alito And Thomas Keep Copy Of US Constitution Handy As A Door Stop