Becky Fox

You came to read at my primary school in Sheffield in the late 80s. I still think about it. Clearly still going strong. ❤️

3 panel illustration of a person who opens a book that says how to make money, and inside it says work so they start crying

me

Are you absolutely sure it was for human teeth?

From someone who has genuinely always shown up for this, that statistic just shows how broken the system is. We keep going anyway.

Comedy is my favourite thing but as an industry it needs to seriously sort itself out. One in five weekend bills still all-male in 2026 is not a statistic, it’s an embarrassment.

The show that made me want to be a lawyer. The rampant sex and drugs and chaos were, let’s say, somewhat overstated. Anyway, thirty years apparently. Thirty. I was picking my A-levels. That’s not thirty years ago. That’s basically last week.

For #WBD reading the RSC Autumn Prog and manifesting being whisked by a dangerously well-read man w/strong opinions on iambic pentameter & hands like meatplates to a posh Stratford hotel. I’m available. I’m morally questionable. Shakespeare would want this for me. Paul Mescal would want this for me.

The question is always "what if a kid is wrongfully transitioned" and never "what if a trans kid is denied the ability to transition and endures years of excruciating dysphoria and has to have multiple surgeries later in life to fix the issues caused by going through the wrong puberty."

Zack on Laura K

The Green Party has been consistent on our position.

We support the Iranian people in their struggle against the brutal Regime.

And we oppose illegal bombing from the USA and Israel that has already killed countless civilians and risks an all out Regional war.

Labour PM can't even be bothered to finish abolishing *feudalism*, they're never gonna get around to capitalism

If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by lantern light in a lighthouse on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t refer to yourself as “marriage material.”

Also, to correct the record: I did go to see Rob but was too slow to cheer on cue. I let Rob down, I let the pod down, but most of all I let myself down. 😂

Can’t wait to see what makes the cut. Saw it live and it was brilliant — whatever ends up on the record is going to be something!

My work laptop just had a pop-up asking for feedback on how it’s doing.
If I wanted a needy little notification reminding me to reassure something that constantly lets me down, I’d get a boyfriend.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

The Kerry Cassandra.

Don’t be sorry, be prepared.

*sinister laugh* 😉😂

Don’t threaten us with a good time.

Thank you for calling the Western Leaders helpline,
For expressions of deep concern, press 1
For a call for restraint, press 2
For a list of meaningless statements, press 3
For tangible action, hang up

I know there are wars happening but comedy venues I am BEGGING you. DOOR TIME. SHOW TIME. Two different numbers. Some of us are trying to schedule our particular special interest around an actual job.

Wow. I hope this isn’t just Muslim men forcing their demure womenfolk to vote Green

While everyone was busy talking about world war three, it occurred to me; should I be focussing on world war me?

@brilliantshane.bsky.social I saw the new Kilkenny dates drop over the weekend. Thought I was going to miss you. Turns out my luck’s out. See you there! 👍

Thin-skinned men, take note — it can go from personality trait to medical condition. Just saying.

It’s the end of days.

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

Just a girl standing in her kitchen, obsessively checking if the bin men have been, while our PM drags us into an illegal conflict to enable an ICC-indicted war criminal and a friend of Jeffrey’s. Typical Monday morning stuff.

It's incredible how thin-skinned people who post gen-ai images are when it comes to criticism. Just heartbroken when people don't praise something they didn't even make! The world's worst Harry Potter fan-artist has more integrity.

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

This is for all the people that say foxes are a threat to cats .

I know. Some of us never left our teenage Romantic poet phase and we are THRIVING.

PS. I heard some people have dates by Marx’s grave. Not saying who.