Jewan MacGregor & His Burning Sensations

Also it was in front of a third party vendor

They’re more like work mom and then some, but I guess I was exhausted enough to feel like I was talking to my partner?

Motherfuckers sleep on my alt text truth missives

Today I accidentally called my 75 year old coworker “babe.”

No one said this ever

If I had nudes, I’d only show you.

Anyone remember those commercials for string cheese (“give me a pizza w no sauce and not sauce.”)?

What I’m saying is if those are pizza by pizza law I also had pizza for dinner

I just cizzame

Me too!!!

Now I’m wondering why it only grows in length and not girth like real or metaphorical wood

Soon enough they’ll only want the phone versions.

But if you lie it grows

They desperate for your validation. It’s the only game they believe in.

I said I will note elaborate but I will make an exception to clarify that I was not blown by Prince.

Seriously. I was half ready to go at that point (not an issue anymore thankfully) but that is NOT how you want to do that.

I once told Prince to blow me.

Will not elaborate.

Apple Music giving The Damned’s Black Album the cover art from Metallica’s of the same name, emblematic of the inherent wrongness of the data on the internet, which just happens to be the data set on which we trained devices we let control life and death situations on a moment by moment basis?

I know there are bigger issues facing all of us right now but can we get together as a people and say we tired of computerized bullshit:

Eat. And I can’t stress this enough, regularly. You do not want a bleeding gastric ulcer. Even if it’s a cracker. Everything’s fine replacing food w coffee until you wake up drowning in rivers of your own blood pouring out of both ends of your body and you can’t be conscious except on the floor.

I do not recall

When I was a small child one of the women from the Magic Garden kissed my cheek.

In a day of beautiful stories, this might be the beautifulest

Boiled chicken in watet

It takes a special kind of self-deluded ignorance to talk about food culture as a USian white supremacist.

There’s a blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you.

@twosense.bsky.social

My bad.

We are 3 years from a presidential campaign platform of permanently revising Schindlers List so he fails to save anyone.

Are you sure this isn’t bot slop?

I screamed for London boys and everyone looked at me and I realized I was nerdy to the nerds

I was at the member show. Still have the t shirt. And mousepad. One of the best shows I’ve ever seen.