Michael Keane?
14.03.2026 17:30
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Michael Keane?
His hat!
Never mind the trauma it will every time it goes to the car wash or pays the window cleaner.
Exactly. The last badger I ever saw – in fact all the badgers I've ever seen – was very much dead.
Heard a story* from a food inspector about a chippy like that. Apparently a customer told them they "preferred the curry sauce when it had raisins in it". It had never had raisins in it, but prior to the inspection the pot was located below the blue light on the wall.
*almost certainly made up.
York Press: SATURDAY - YORK MAN ATTACKED BY FERRET.
My first job was at Weymouth Sealife Centre as part of an hourly attraction called “Man gets beaten up by angry sea lion”, where I played the role of “the man”. I didn’t like it much, so I know how this guy feels - good luck for tomorrow, fella!
Is there a look of Michael Madsen about them? (If they were Scottish, female, and had spent years drinking away the memories of a tough paper round?)
Coat on indoors – "Are you not stopping?"
I mean, I'm not equating him with the criminal in question – other than a passing physical resemblance. I've always like 'Diner, Drive-ins and Dives', but I imagine it would be a long day in his company. This review of his restaurant is worth a scan though as well…
www.reddit.com/r/MurderedBy...
This is the second mention of sack racing on my feed, in as many minutes...
bsky.app/profile/lbfl...
To be officially opened by Everton FC and England goalkeeper Jordan Lee Pickford.
Oh no, or Yodel. It would end up over the fence in Ireland's back garden.
Order it off Amazon with next day delivery.
He was in his element there. Anything I've seen or heard from him since hasn't been as good as he was on that station, and 6 Music became unlistenable around the same time.
Helps out when they're busy.
@harrymcnally.bsky.social – the t-shirt 👀
Whatever happened to that fourth kit Everton wore in the FA Cup? What a shambles that was.
Did he?
Hartlepool United have a simple yet effective one when they get a corner, goes like this...
"Der, der, der-der-der, der-der-der-der, CORNER!"
'Sprint' or 'Photo' Finnish?
Pea-nus Woolliams
Shirt front sponsor announcement?
That's a 'log insect'.
Show them some clips of 'Ram Ray' off SMTV.
Better than Ibiza? Unlikely, I'd say.
Was hoping for Prawn Cocktail.
What's the idea there? Do you get paid if you manage to stay on stage for 3 minutes without being told to get off?