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Classics Of Game 134
Classics Of Game 134 YouTube video by ClassicsOfGame

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04.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 708 πŸ” 358 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 20

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

02.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 2269 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 5

uma movie even better in the theater man. satsuki sho went crazy hard in a theater setting

01.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

super battle golf fucking rips man

28.02.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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yeah i'll watch this show

26.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i think that's it for zzz for me

24.02.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my least favorite things around AI in video games is when these LLM idiots try to say that "AI has been in video games for decades," as if the routines that tell ghosts to chase Pac-Man are exactly the same as the chat bot claiming there are nine Rs in strawberry.

23.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 5355 πŸ” 1525 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 36
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22.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 2188 πŸ” 373 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 85

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY

22.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

19.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 4808 πŸ” 1310 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 512

you ever see that one trope in anime where a character has sharp teeth? turns out i have that lol

19.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just made a crazy good egg salad sando and the egg salad that spilled out of the sando i put in my leftover container of mac salad and hooooooly.

16.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

awful game but the good guys won so it’s chill

09.02.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fun as hell halftime show.

09.02.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

08.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 3452 πŸ” 773 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 4
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 


JON REPORTS IT IS β€œCOLD AS BALLS” OUTSIDE
Bluesky personality also describes weather as β€œcolder than balls”


NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) released the following statement Saturday afternoon at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time:


β€œIt’s cold as balls outside today. It’s supposed to get even colder, too.”


Minutes later, Bois issued a second statement:


β€œIt’s colder than balls out there. You really gotta bundle up, because it’s as cold as balls out there.”


Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account)
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JON REPORTS IT IS β€œCOLD AS BALLS” OUTSIDE Bluesky personality also describes weather as β€œcolder than balls” NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) released the following statement Saturday afternoon at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time: β€œIt’s cold as balls outside today. It’s supposed to get even colder, too.” Minutes later, Bois issued a second statement: β€œIt’s colder than balls out there. You really gotta bundle up, because it’s as cold as balls out there.” Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account) ###

07.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 2556 πŸ” 401 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 15
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idk why it took forever to do this but ive finally listened to the royal scam. ended up listening through it again immediately after the first listen lol. think i have my dan tier list set now (for their initial run of records at least). will get to the later stuff at some other time prob.

07.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tokai Teio from Umamusume.

I referenced triple jump athletes for her physique.

05.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1482 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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my love has returned to me

04.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

adding super mario sunshine to list of games that can describe endfield

04.02.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fallout brotherhood of steel

Fallout brotherhood of steel

03.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 3565 πŸ” 1033 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 7
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🚨 There are corgis at the Pro Bowl 🚨

03.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 4923 πŸ” 495 πŸ’¬ 195 πŸ“Œ 85
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03.02.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.01.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 3394 πŸ” 838 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 3

i cannot let people know what my endfield factories look like. they will stab me with a soldering iron.

28.01.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

had to use my coffee bean grinder to grind chili flakes into powder and im excited for:
1. My coffee having a light hint of chili taste
2. My chili having a light coffee taste
3. both

and yes i cleaned the grinder but you never know what lingers

27.01.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

holy smokes i need new snow boots

26.01.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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more

26.01.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 6057 πŸ” 2071 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 42
Baby YouTube thumbnail depicting a vanishing mommy. Baby will explain how peekaboo works

Baby YouTube thumbnail depicting a vanishing mommy. Baby will explain how peekaboo works

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

26.01.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 7094 πŸ” 2283 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 30
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outfit swap - ubel w/ fluorite's clothes

23.01.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 808 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1