rjs 🪁

moonbeam ice cream diamonds on your time piece jet plans islands tigers on a gold leash

I just think everyone should remember their childlike sense of wonder and possibility when they speak to me

every morning I take my beta blocker and drink my iced coffee and let them battle it out

had a brainrot themed bday to celebrate being 25 🫡

baby being very scary first thing in the morning

I just know he would love the giver by Chappell Roan 💔

Oh my god this unlocked something for me

and then I had to say “should I Bluesky that”

Fuck you Elon

therapists are people too, I just took an anxiety pill for my pill taking anxiety

at first I only saw the second part and was trying to think of what I did to deserve this

I thought that this emoji 🫂 was a film camera and couldn’t figure out why everyone was commenting it on each others posts

I wish I hadn’t said that. I love my wife. She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie taco.

Cyber trucks are so fucking ugly if I see one I just assume whoever drives it is ugly too

feeling smart