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Twice-a-week cartoonist for NZ Herald.

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40 years since I started my newspaper graphics career at the (absolute rock) bottom: Truth and TV Guide ...

10.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Sunday lie-in for the Toadlings:

07.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For Thomas Coughlan's article:
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

06.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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15.02.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Don't try to be Argentinaaaa

14.02.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For Thomas Coughlan's article:
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

07.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

On the bright side, the Completely Incorruptible Judge on that case set the precedent that calling someone "Pedo guy" is just harmless banter. So you're free to call Musk Pedo Guy.

31.01.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For Thomas Coughlan's article:
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

30.01.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.01.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel seen

25.01.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quoth the raven, β€œNever Trump”

19.01.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The orange idiot holding a large rat by the tail while a cat sitting on a red cushion looks like it has just presented it to him.

The orange idiot holding a large rat by the tail while a cat sitting on a red cushion looks like it has just presented it to him.

19.01.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
The Power of Poetry
Β 
with things falling apart
and anarchy let loose,
Β 
it was only poetry, he found,
which had any use,
Β 
so he reached for his copy Β 
of The Complete Works of Yeats
Β 
and bludgeoned the President
of the United States


Brian Bilston

The Power of Poetry Β  with things falling apart and anarchy let loose, Β  it was only poetry, he found, which had any use, Β  so he reached for his copy Β  of The Complete Works of Yeats Β  and bludgeoned the President of the United States Brian Bilston

Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.

18.01.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 3680 πŸ” 1183 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 95
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18.01.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Yep, we’re lucky to inhabit the most unimportant stretch of ocean in the world. We’d probably still need some level of capability to deter idle and irrational bullying, though. The ability to do more damage than we’re worth.

17.01.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not really. Nobody can really bother us on an existential level unless they have a very big forward base somewhere in the South Pacific (we’re talking very large and military-capable airfields and ports).
The US has Pago Pago, though it’s thoroughly civilian. China has absolutely zip.

17.01.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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An oldie from @privateeyenews.bsky.social #beautytreatment or #culturalappropriation ? #cartoon

17.01.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy

17.01.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

My pet hate in terms of Seppo accents are those yappy over-confident voices you hear on YouTube ads plugging AI.
I like Lou Reed’s voice though.

17.01.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shaving Ryan’s Privates
(* this may actually be real)

17.01.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A nice drive to Ohaupo seems in order. The Groblins abide:

16.01.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.01.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Donald the Rank

15.01.2026 08:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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… and headed for high ground:

15.01.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alarm over, she’s redeployed:

15.01.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0