DaveMc🍺

Is he selling this?

Lovely stuff!

"The Birdie Twat"

a man is walking on a beach with the words `` all by myself '' written on the ground . ALT: a man is walking on a beach with the words `` all by myself '' written on the ground .

And to top it all he's asking for relationship advice on [checks notes] Reddit. The renowned home of legendary swordsmen, studs and playboys

You can't even get drunk anymore without being mocked, because of Wolk...

Great to see those 90s Hi-NRG ads making a comeback! Such fun!

I want to see this turned into "The Long Walk 2"

Cartoon: a chicken going Buk! Buk! Buk! A man pointing at the chicken saying “lol stupid bird”. A giant book holding an axe looms menacingly behind the man

Happy World Buk! Buk! Buk! Day to all who celebrate.
#art #WorldBookDay

Oh well now we need more details on that!

The likes of James Gunn etc are filling their movies and shows with songs they love from their youth. A lot of youngsters will be streaming these based on recent exposure.

Saying that, Like A Prayer had a HUGE part in Deadpool V Wolverine, so it's odd that Madonna doesn't even show up with that.

Same here, I know the song but just always thought it was a different band like Journey

Haha, I am embracing my forest elf these days, and truth be told less 6 year olds pick on me (I could well take them these days).

a man in a yellow and black shirt is holding a red object in his hand ALT: a man in a yellow and black shirt is holding a red object in his hand

Yowsah!

an older black man with a beard is wearing a white tank top . ALT: an older black man with a beard is wearing a white tank top .

They made being a child great fun. Just....great...

Did you have auto correct on when you typed "mini disc"?

I have pointed ears, like an elf or a Vulcan

I'd pray for a crash, but there are kids on board and we need to protect and nurture the next generation of absolute fucking wallopers

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Night night, kids...

Wee Ken At Bernie's

It looks like if Ross Kemp was into hedge funds instead of gangs

Couldn't get it out of my head, so now it's on here.

"If you need more olives in your martini just ask, our barstaff are experts at stabbing"

I like to model myself of Nebukhan... Nebbuchin... Nabucchaniz... Nebuchadn... fucking Eli

Two gor the kids, there

[my first day as a Mexican cop]

ME: *looks at a burning automobile* who did this?

OFFICER: cartel?

ME: *rubs chin thoughtfully* no buddy we’re gonna have to figure this one out on our own