Joanne Starer

Today in Vienna, we discovered a vending machine that sells sex toys AND Pokémon cards.

This person emailed me to ask if I've fired me.

I really want to watch the Bluff but I'm afraid it will be too violent for me. I'm ok with cartoonish violence or like, seeing a stabbing happen but NOT the bloody result of the stabbing, ya know? Has anyone watched it who could weigh in?

I haven't been spending too much time here lately because it's like being caught in a hail storm of bad news and misery. But if anyone wants to talk to me about Bravo shows, Vampire Diaries, or cats, I'm here for that.

Oh, I see from the description it is a LAMP. Even better

That mirror though

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These are very good chickens

People overseas love their kids just as much as you love yours. Your kids aren’t more special just because they were born on US soil

Oy

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Not a specific fundraiser but they have a support section tcpipeline.org

Oh I love peasant food

Has anyone seen any kind of fundraisers for helping trans folk move out of Kansas?

The people on twitter have been hearing me scream about this for years but never forget that Max Landis is QUITE LITERALLY A SERIAL RAPIST. HE HAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED AN ALARMING NUMBER OF WOMEN, WAY more than ever contributed to the number of articles exposing him for it

Me: "I had a great new idea for a story! "
*Turns on TV. Starts new show with the exact premise I just described *

If a trans person were caught jaywalking Republicans would be ranting about it every chance they got, meanwhile a trans person JUMPED INTO LAKE MICHIGAN IN THE WINTER AND RESCUED A STRANGER’S BABY and it’s crickets.

We don't get to see Traitors over here until the day after it airs, so PLEASE DON'T SPOIL IT FOR ME. OR ANYONE ELSE.

House of Villains season 3 starts this week, and I could not be more excited.

And they're all shot like they're in a 1990s music video

Lololol

Anyway I'm going to keep watching because I wanna see dinobots

"Why do all these guys know the word 'cupola'" - things I say while watching Transformers

Yes, that one I really liked.

Oh no

Yesss. I saw that one a while ago and loved it so I thought.... I THOUGHT... The others might be worth watching.

None of the Transformers have any distinguishable personalities. Just different accents.

Every character is like, military guy, or rich corporate guy. And then there are like 20 other random characters who have nothing in with the story but just show up to deliver a wacky line.

I've watched 3 of the Michael Bay Transformers movies now, and I have to say this: I never know who anyone is or why they're doing anything. Sometimes I'm not even sure what I'm looking at.

I genuinely love that movie