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I have a variant where I roll the whole thing flat with a rolling pin, which melts the chocolate and makes the bread kind of crispy. I call it a "croque mistake"

I will go so far as to say I've never seen a better use for Subway sandwich bread

I eat buttered, toasted hot dog rolls with chocolate or nutella on them sometimes and they're really fucking good, so I'm on team Cadwich

Historians investigate and conjecture imperfectly but meaningfully on what has happened before, but it's pattern work, abductive reasoning. "Historians confirm you're screwed" feels misguided on basic principles

Setting aside quite a lot of other problems, I don't think "Historians confirm" is a pair of words that often belong together in a headline

Which makes sense! It's a wargame franchise! That's what it's for!

If you'd like to direct me to more nuanced poltical or social satires in the fiction, I would take those as a credit to the specific authors, and, also, argue we are now the ones missing the point of 40k. It is a game first. It works just fine if you only want theming and don't need any ideas. 3/3

The Imperium is a cultural monolith that does horrible things and fights chaos, kind of ineffectively. Fascists think that's splendid. They want to be a monolith and do horrible things, and if they want to do them effectively they've probably noticed it rarely works out, so no dealbreaker there. 2/3

I don't think art can only be evaluated by what its worst fans like about it. But it feels worth arguing that fascists are not, meaninfully, "missing the point" of 40k. 1/3

Hey, installing mods is a giant pain in the dick

I don't think I've ever made a melee build work in anything. Is it just more effective than usual or are guns actively bad?

Gonna give Fallout: London a shot

It's a flat circle of brainrot and it goes all the way down

If you asked me whether I'd rather have "pootis" as a last thought or "oh no, the jaguar came back to eat my other testicle," I'd have to think seriously about it

I once joked that when I died, the last thought to run through my head would be the "pænis cupCAKE" soundclip from GMod shitposts.

At the time I made that joke, fifteen years ago, it was very unlikely to be true. Except I've thought about it unbidden, at least once, every year since. Stay tuned?

There feels like a lot of difference between "he/she, as in that's the word I don't think about" and "he/she, as in that's the things I take for granted"

Like I don't mind people thinking I'm a guy but not wondering about it, mostly. It's mostly when someone who doesn't know me well puts me on the spot *as a guy,* well-meaningly, that I feel exhausted: suddenly there's a conversation I need to either have or not have

I'm sick and mildly feverish and after someone linked this I realized I was opening it and closing it over and over again for five minutes, caught in a broken robot loop between "I need to see this shit" and "I can't fucking look at this shit," which really nails my relationship with his brand

Not to get too mean girl about it but this is exactly what I, someone who hates Doug Walker, thinks a Doug Walker plush face should look like. I see it and think "this is a portrait that captures his soul"

I know I'm late to the party, but this is the interview equivalent of Agent 47 assassinating somebody and them not even noticing.

Drafts 7d this post isn't any good either. to the drafts folder with you 7d file this one under N.G.P. ... Not a Good Post! 7d p.u. – this post stinks to high heaven! 7d this post is just plain not good enough to publish, and that's that 7d this post is no good. forget the draft folder – stick this one in the garbage can! 7d oh, what's the use 7d this is a TERRIBLE post! no one will like it! 7d dang it

draft dump

E3: Mark is scammed into campaigning remotely, through the power of radio, for political office in the NCR. Jeremy buys combat armor, realizes it's too heavy for him, and gets addicted to Buffout until his dealer is crucified.

Mark, discovering them, gives him panicked and insistent advice. He also does not know how to play Caravan, but he's positive he can work it out better than Jeremy can. He is incorrect, and the settlement banishes them both.

After a vigor tester tells Jeremy he has 11 Luck, he gambles one hundred percent of his settlement's assets on a single round of blackjack. He then goes double or nothing on Caravan, despite not knowing the rules.

E2: When a securitron is stationed near Mark's iguana stall, he gives it periodic forced, matey-but-erudite philosophical banter, hoping Mr. House will notice and let him into the inner circle.

Jeremy, rejected from the Kings, joins the Fiends by bringing them his girlfriend's stash of psycho. By midnight he is shitting himself and sneaks away, despite nobody noticing or caring if he goes.

PEEP SHOW x FALLOUT:

E1: Mark provokes a centurion by correcting him about Roman history and, to spare himself, pretends to be an undercover frumentarius. He is saved when an undercover frumentarius kills the centurion, a deserter.

MAKE ME AN OFFER

That the illegal destruction of USAID will kill more than *20 million people* in the next five years, & has ALREADY KILLED 600,000 in just one year, is a world-historical crime that Americans aren't being told about in the terms & with the repetition necessary for them to believe it.

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