Elizabetsy

Passing gas isn’t “laying down cover Fire.” 🙄

He’s already *assuming the position*…🤢

Trump replacing Noem with Mullin is a reminder that, yes, it can always get dumber.

Ugh.

Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport) Corey Lewandowski Dumps Kristi Noem Via Text

substack.com/@borowitzrep...

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Ding, Dong, the witch is GONE! Bye, Noem. 🥳🥳🥳

Hey! @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social has a new podcast for all of us diehard DATELINE addicts.

TRACE OF SUSPICION.

Bring it! 😊👍

From October…2017.

Jesus. F*cking. Christ.

Walgreens pharmacy sign that reads “get your shongles shit today”

Remember everyone

Chihuahua Was Thrown From Speeding Car MARCH 2--Twin sisters are facing animal cruelty charges after a 16-year-old Chihuahua was thrown from their car as it traveled about 50 mph on a Florida roadway, investigators charge. While the dog,

Twin sisters are facing animal cruelty charges after a 16-year-old Chihuahua was thrown from their car as it traveled about 50 mph on a #Florida roadway www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/an...

Thread 🧵

A greenish-brown, smelly bubble. 🤢

It’s a little late in the game to start using retinol.

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His outsides are starting to match his insides.

States Move to Limit Access to H.I.V. Treatment

States Move to Limit Access to H.I.V. Treatment www.nytimes.com/2026/03/02/h...

The Cybertruck works in that horrific scenario, too. 🥴

*These* are the people who should mask up before going out in public.

Operation Epic Fury. AKA: what Trump *feels* while tweeting from his toilet.

He couldn’t care less about the Iranian people. Or the American people.

So far: Three service members dead, five seriously injured in Operation Presidential Nightmare. Or whatever Trump named this latest act of war. I remember when we followed the Constitution: When we went to war only with the approval of Congress. That non-Nobel Prize? Guess this is his response. Rage

The *highlight* of the SOTU was JD Vance…

Aliya Rahman, woman who was dragged out of car by ICE in Minneapolis: "I've spent the last month learning the names of the tendons in my shoulder, because both of my shoulders are torn -- cartilage and tendons. But what I haven't learned is the names of the people who did this to me."

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You’re being too kind.

Little racist worm.

Mathematician Gladys West dies at 95. She was a hidden figure behind GPS. Without the mathematical model that she helped refine, “the extraordinary positioning, navigation, and timing accuracy of GPS would be impossible to achieve.”

Her research laid the groundwork for the Global Positioning System, GPS, a technology that has made getting lost a thing of the past.
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👍😂😂😂

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@semireflection.bsky.social I just saw your profile photo. 👍 Made me laugh. 😂😂😂

Lieutenant Jim Dangle always does it for me.

Well done, you.

Yes, we do!