Der sexy Schwarzwald-Kommando!
08.03.2026 00:15
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Der sexy Schwarzwald-Kommando!
They say I’m into kink. Hofmeister kink!
Cardle 4/5
Streak 4🔥
Total Score 573
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baller
Hot trouble.
Sunshine?!!? Something is blocking all the light!
“I’m a bad bitch.” Stomps smol foot. “I AM!”
Cardle 4/5
Streak 3🔥
Total Score 567
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Cardle Score 3/3/2026
This thing with cars that don't change much from year to year is really fucking annoying. There, I said it.
I don't know much about you other than what I can see in a toothsome collection of thirst traps, but even I know that.
Que cena perfeita!!! 😍
Thirsty. So very thirsty.
Cardle 3/5
Streak 2🔥
Total Score 561
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He is not worth the end of our Republic: an imperfect but determined two-hundred-and-fifty-year experiment in Democracy having its life and liberty choked out by a sneering, narcissistic, intellectually fetal, morally bankrupt bottom feeder...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/he-is-not-...
Hillary Clinton goes off on Republicans after it’s revealed unauthorized images of her were released: I'm done with this. If you guys are doing that, I am done. You can hold me in contempt from now until the cows come home. This is just typical behavior.
Staffer: Sir, good news. One of the F-15 pilots ejected safely and is on the ground. Calm and cool under pressure. Badass aura. A video taken by a thankful Kuwaiti civilian is going viral.
Hegseth: Fuck yeah. What's his name?
Staffer: Okay, so, here's the part you won't like...
We won’t discuss the comically undersized toilet. I’d never felt like I needed a chiropractor after having a slash.
I flew SFO>LAX once on a Saab regional turboprop. I swear the pilot had to reach down between the seats to fire it up.
Smolzuki came with one key and one remote. Local key dude whipped up a 2nd key in a flash. He had one OEM clicker fob for $300 or one aftermarket that looked almost exactly the same for $25. Mom didn’t raise an idiot.
*sprayed? Sigh. Darling Nikki.
No, it was that bad. Confusing the blunderbuss with the epee. Shameful. Hurry midnight, you’ve whetted my appetite!
If that is the 3/1, I am quivering in shame that my first guess was the 1gen 850i.
⛔️Keep talking, keep sharing…‼️
Well, you do have Car Guy Voice™️🏁🏁
"Simplify, then add lightness." - Colin Chapman
Must be rolling in his grave, gnashing his teeth, that he built his cars out of fiberglass so they wouldn't take care of this for him.
Didn't know battering rams 'slipped out'. til!
All this hard work for something that nobody ever uses! ;)
Completely cooked.🔥
What a M oron 1 am. If I’d only googled the years it was in production. And, to what it actually is, sincere apologies for my first guess.
Cardle 3/5
Streak 1🔥
Total Score 552
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GOAT color scheme
